Dateless.

By: iluvyoumorethancupcakes.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers. If I did, Nick and Miley would be together in the show, instead of Jake, and Lily would either be with Joe or Smokin' Oken. Oh, and I would be a guest star! xDD Anyways, I hope you enjoy the Loe fluffiness(:

Author's Note: Dedicated to LaPaige. Paige, you are awesome, and I'm sorry I couldn't dedicate an even better oneshot to you. Haha!


Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

Hearing the loud noise, Joe smirked. "Lilly in three, two, one." The shaggy haired male muttered to himself. Right when he reached the number one, the door to his bedroom slammed open, revealing the said girl.

"ARGH!" She screeched, stomping into the rockstar's room, shutting the white door behind her. The blonde immediately ran to his comfy bed, and crashed face down onto it. Lilly grabbed the blue pillow closest to her and screamed into it.

"Oh, thanks. No, 'Hello, Joe! What's up?'" He sarcastically spoke. "You just barge into my room and give me an 'ARGH!' That's wack, yo." He continued, grinning.

Lilly looked up from the pillow and glared. "Hello, Joeseph. What's up? And, please, no gangster talk." She replied coldly before stuffing her face into the soft cushion.

"Much better." Joe smiled. "Now tell me, what's the dealio?!"

Once again, the blonde lifted her head up to look at her best friend and groaned. "I'm going to be dateless!" She yelled, hugging the head supporter tightly. She threw the soft cushion across the room, hitting his window, making it land on the carpeted floor.

Joe raised an eyebrow. "For what, Lils?" He questioned, spinning around in his revolving padded chair. Lilly stood up and crossed her arms. "For homecoming, Joey." She replied, sighing.

The Homecoming Dance was one of the formal dances that Seaview High had yearly, besides Prom and the Winter Ball. It was required to where formal attire for anyone who attended. And apparently, it was two days away and she still didn't have a date. Little did she know, Joe didn't have one either, but he would soon.

He was planning on asking her to Homecoming, as well as to be his beloved girlfriend, but Joe never had the courage to do so.

"Oh really?" He countered, chuckling.

"Yeah! I even bought a pretty dress from Macy's!" She complained. "And matching shoes!" The skater quickly added.

"Do you know how much money I spent on that?! I could've bought some new hoodies from Zumies, or those knee high Converse!" Lilly rambled on.

"Right." The celebrity replied, making her glare right back.

Once again, she sighed before plopping right back onto her best friend's bed, keeping her arms crossed. "I'm so gonna be dateless." She muttered. She expected Joe to say something to cheer her up, but his reply never came.

Unexpectedly, she felt a pair of muscular arms wrap around her petite body and a pair of lips planted on her own. She closed her eyes and smiled into the kiss before the person pulled away. She opened her eyes and saw Joe standing in front of her. "Do you think you're dateless now?" He smirked.

Lilly let out a small 'eep!' before grinning back and kissing him on the check. "Nope."


Not my best, but I hope you enjoyed it(: Guess what this oneshot was based off on; me complaining about not having a date to Homecoming. The only difference was that there was no guy who kissed me. I wish there was though. Instead, my BFF, Leah, was like 'I don't have one, either! Can I be your date?' And I was like, 'YAY!' It was hilarious; so many inside jokes with that crazy girl. Haha. Anywho, PLEASE REVIEW! :D