Title: Peace and Quiet
Author: OCDegrassi (Holly)
Pairings: Draco/Ron
Rating: T
Warnings: Sexual Situations & Language
Note: This was written in response to Fourmille d'idees' Random Oneshot Challenge and loverofthepies' Really? Challenge. I'm not very good at humor, so hopefully I didn't butcher this. Enjoy!
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Draco Malfoy crept quietly into the remote corner of the library where his boyfriend stood waiting impatiently. His arms were crossed in annoyance, and he was pacing. He hated waiting and it made Draco silently laugh as he snuck up behind Ron and covered his eyes with his hands. He began to nip and kiss his neck. "Hmm, be careful; my boyfriend will be here any minute and he's very jealous," Ron teased. Draco growled. "You're damn right I am." He spun Ron around to face him and wrapped his arms around the other boy. He pulled him as close to his body as possible, and he began kissing him intensely.
Ron nibbled on Draco's lips and whispered huskily, "We should shag on top of the Astronomy tower." The blonde backed away with his eyebrow raised. "Redhead say what? It's freezing up there! It's literally 20 degrees out! Certain parts of me will freeze that I happen to know you enjoy very much." Ron grinned sheepishly. "Yes I do. But it's romantic underneath the stars! Come on, you know you want to. Besides, I forgot my pants there last time."
Draco snorted. "Yea, I'm not sure how you managed to make it back to your dormitory with no pants on, and no one noticed –not even you!" The redhead merely shrugged and resumed kissing his boyfriend. Their tongues intertwined in a heated kiss, and Ron slipped the Slytherin's shirt up, letting his hands roam and caress his chest. Draco shivered at the touch and deepened the kiss.
Just then, Harry and Hermione rounded the corner. Harry stared with wide eyes at the two, while Hermione placed both hands on her hips in a disapproving fashion and pursed her lips. ""Really, Ron. Really? The library? Come on. This is getting ridiculous!" Just last week she'd caught them shagging in the Great Hall. Draco rolled his eyes and ignored her entirely, trying to pick up where they'd left off, but Ron playfully pushed him away.
"Aw, don't be jealous, Hermione. You two are always welcome to join." He winked suggestively, and the blonde growled before attacking his lips again. He stopped long enough to glare at the other two Gryffindors and possessively say "mine". Harry merely glared back at Draco. "Come on, Hermione. We don't want to see this." He grabbed her arm and practically dragged her out of the library.
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That night, Harry was exhausted. He'd spent 3 hours at Quidditch practice, and his body ached all over. All he wanted to do was fall onto his bed and sleep with some peace and quiet. Instead, he was met with the shirtless form of Draco Malfoy standing in the middle of his dormitory. "What the bloody hell are you doing in my bedroom?" Ron was sitting on the bed and a blush began spreading across his cheeks. "It was too cold outside to go on top of the Astronomy tower." Draco's tone was casual and bored, as if the answer were obvious.
Harry sighed and rubbed his temples. Ron's sex life was giving him a headache. "So? That doesn't mean you have to shag in here! Why don't you go shag on Snape's desk or something?" He was joking, but Draco and Ron's eyes lit up as they exchanged excited looks. "Err, I wasn't serious." They both raced from the room without answering him, and he simply rolled his eyes. Oh well. At least now he could finally have some peace and quiet.
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