Chiana Marrys D'Argo (A sequel to Erin and John get married)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Skimble isn't mine either.
Notes: THIS IS BAD FIC!!!!! No, I'm not just berating myself, as fan fic authors tend to do from time to time. This story and it's sequel are experiments to see how horribly I can write. It's kinda funny though, just please don't think this represents me as a writer.
Thanks: Thank you to my BETA reader and friend Erin Cale, as well as to Rebecca and Megan for their constant support.
Feedback: carlottaq@hotmail.com
After Erin married Chrighton Chiana decided why not marry D'Argo. "I think D'Argo and I sho0uld marry eachother) She said to Stark, who came back to life in the last story I wrote "Do you think D'Argo and I should get married?" Stark said "Sure Chiana that mean old luxen brat deserves a tralk like you" (he didn't like D'Argo and Chiana very much). Chiana's face got bright red with anger and she killed Stark because she wasn't a tralk, though she looked and acted like one in every way, and because he said bad things about her loving D'Argo. Zhaan got upset but then she made a deal with Scorpios who used his magic to bring Stark back to life, even though he and Zhaan we not friends because Scorpios hated Chrighton because he had wormhole info that he would not give Scorpios, but that was because he didn't really have the wormhole information even though he thought he did, because when he put John in the Aurara chiar john was hiding something but it wasn't the wormhole info because he was real thing to hide the fact that he had kissed Jallana, who was a blond PK tech girl, because that's how she looked and he didn't want Scorpy to know he had kissed her because then she would be irrovokabely contaminated and would have to go live with him like Aeryn but he didn't want that because he loved Aeryn more than life it's self because Aeryn was so gosh darn pretty and tough. Zhaan and Stark got married later that day but that isn't really important.
Chiana saw D'Argo and soon they decided to get married. Everyone was happy especially Pilot because they hadn't forgot to tell him like John and Aeryn had. Aeryn was the flower girl and she wore a long violet silk dress that made John want to kiss her. Chiana borrowed Aeryn's White bride dress. D'Argo was happy until Scorpious, who hadn't left after saving Stark killed him (D'Argo, not Stark) and laughed meanly. Stark used his glowy matter to make D'Argo come back to life and D'Argo never was mean to him again. Oh and Skimble Shanks was happy to.
And he gives you a wave
Of his long brown tail
That says I'll see you again
He's Skimble Shanks
The railway cat
The cat of the cat
Of the railway train.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Skimble isn't mine either.
Notes: THIS IS BAD FIC!!!!! No, I'm not just berating myself, as fan fic authors tend to do from time to time. This story and it's sequel are experiments to see how horribly I can write. It's kinda funny though, just please don't think this represents me as a writer.
Thanks: Thank you to my BETA reader and friend Erin Cale, as well as to Rebecca and Megan for their constant support.
Feedback: carlottaq@hotmail.com
After Erin married Chrighton Chiana decided why not marry D'Argo. "I think D'Argo and I sho0uld marry eachother) She said to Stark, who came back to life in the last story I wrote "Do you think D'Argo and I should get married?" Stark said "Sure Chiana that mean old luxen brat deserves a tralk like you" (he didn't like D'Argo and Chiana very much). Chiana's face got bright red with anger and she killed Stark because she wasn't a tralk, though she looked and acted like one in every way, and because he said bad things about her loving D'Argo. Zhaan got upset but then she made a deal with Scorpios who used his magic to bring Stark back to life, even though he and Zhaan we not friends because Scorpios hated Chrighton because he had wormhole info that he would not give Scorpios, but that was because he didn't really have the wormhole information even though he thought he did, because when he put John in the Aurara chiar john was hiding something but it wasn't the wormhole info because he was real thing to hide the fact that he had kissed Jallana, who was a blond PK tech girl, because that's how she looked and he didn't want Scorpy to know he had kissed her because then she would be irrovokabely contaminated and would have to go live with him like Aeryn but he didn't want that because he loved Aeryn more than life it's self because Aeryn was so gosh darn pretty and tough. Zhaan and Stark got married later that day but that isn't really important.
Chiana saw D'Argo and soon they decided to get married. Everyone was happy especially Pilot because they hadn't forgot to tell him like John and Aeryn had. Aeryn was the flower girl and she wore a long violet silk dress that made John want to kiss her. Chiana borrowed Aeryn's White bride dress. D'Argo was happy until Scorpious, who hadn't left after saving Stark killed him (D'Argo, not Stark) and laughed meanly. Stark used his glowy matter to make D'Argo come back to life and D'Argo never was mean to him again. Oh and Skimble Shanks was happy to.
And he gives you a wave
Of his long brown tail
That says I'll see you again
He's Skimble Shanks
The railway cat
The cat of the cat
Of the railway train.