A Day In The Life Of A Dark Lord

9:00

Get up, get dressed and don't forget to brush your teeth!

9:15

Breakfast. Mostly alone, but today Lucius dropped by for a short visit. He gave me self-made strawberry jam from Narcissa. Yum!

9:45

Read the Daily Prophet. Those stupid gits finally noticed that I am back, but they still don't get their facts completely right. Take last night's Death Eater activity, for example. I never burst any doors open, that's so crude. It's something Muggles would do. A nice little Alohomora and you don't need to barge in like some delusional action hero. But enough of that.

10:00

Morning meeting with the top ten Death Eaters. (Malfoy, Snape, the Lestranges, Avery, Dolohov, Nott, Greyback, oh yeah and Crabbe and Goyle, they're not very intelligent, but loyal) Discussed last night's activity and made some suggestions for next time. Oh, and we discussed Harry Potter. That always gets me depressed.

12:00

Took a nice, long hot bath. Now I felt better.

13:00

Lunch. Alone.

13:30

Took a little stroll around the garden. That's supposed to be good for your digestion. Well, it can't hurt.

14:00

Sat down in the library and read a bit. (Dante's Inferno, I love that book, it's just so funny!)

15:30

Talked a bit with Nagini. Told her green is definitely her colour.

16:00

Lucius came by and we plotted evil plans for some time. Invited him to dinner, but he refused. Said he had to meet some business acquaintance. Yeah, right.

18:00

Called Bellatrix. SHE had time for me and came over. Ate dinner.

18:30

Played "Risiko" with Bella. That was fun! In the end I won, of course, but it was a close call. She's really so much better at this than Severus. He always loses after half an hour.

20:00

Bella went home again. Watched some TV. (Friday the 13th; don't know what part, they're all the same anyway)

22:30

Went to bed. (After I said goodnight to my teddy-snake.)