Shay: Hello everyone! It's me again, and here with me is… the United States of America!
America: Go die in a hole.
Shay: Now, for every one who wanted America to die in the original, don't worry, he'll die in this one!
America: Wait, WHAT?
Shay: Tee hee!
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America sighed as he stood on the deck of the carrier ship, heading for mainland China. It had been three years since he had been there last, in 1442, and America was now nineteen. His birthday had passed with cards he had gained from every one he knew. Next to him, stood Lithuania, a new medic in the army after America recommended him.
Lithuania groaned, leaning over the edge of the carrier, "How long do we have to stay on this thing America?"
"You can swim if you want," America remarked, smirking darkly.
Lithuania glared, grumbling under his breath, "I wish the cannibals had killed you…"
America laughed loudly, "But Lithuania, then you wouldn't have me to keep you alive out there…"
Lithuania smiled slightly. America might be crazy, but he had mellowed out as the war progressed. Things were a lot better now with him than they ever were. America looked out over the water, and then frowned, noticing a dark shadow moving over the water. America's eyes widened, remembering a scene from his first time in the Pacific theater.
"KAMIKAZE!" America roared, a second before a plane crashed into the deck.
The soldiers on the deck ran towards their stations. America ran towards the side of the ship, ready to jump off.
"America no!" Lithuania yelled, "You'll only get yourself killed!"
America screamed in rage as a kamikaze plane crashed into the ship, wanting to do something. The Japanese had better watch out, because when America landed in China, all Hell would break lose…
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"America's letter came!" Italy cheered, running into the dinning room where Germany and Russia sat.
"Well then, read it," Russia sighed.
"O.k." Italy smiled, "It says, 'Hi everyone! Things are going great here! I haven't been shot at yet, but a plane did crash into our ship. Stupid meanie faces! I'll write more when I land at China! Love, America. P.S. When I come back, I want hamburgers.'"
"Well that's good," Germany muttered, then froze, "What did he say about the plane?"
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Shay: Chapter one is done! Yay! Review or I'll kill…hmm…already killed Korea, can't kill China…I'll kill Japan!
America: Wow, I thought you would threaten to kill me.
Shay: Oh, you're already going to die in this, so what's the point.