Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII

A/N: Here's another oneshot yuffentine! Hope you all like it. It's a bit more limey than my other fics, by all means not a lemon cause I would probably suck at writing those! Anyhoo, hope you like it. Enjoy! Oh, and Jo, I promise I'll have your next chappie up soon, I just need to get in the TifaZack zone. :)

"Uh, hello?"

Yuffie stuck her head cautiously through the front door, and jumped when it creaked loudly as she opened it wider. She rubbed her arms to get rid of the goosebumps caused by the chill and not by the fact that it was totally creepy in this stupid gargantuan mansion.

She walked slowly toward the main room and jumped when a rat scurried across her foot. With a yelp, she kicked the furry creature across the room where it gave a loud squeak as it hit the wall and ran into a hole.

"Seriously, Vince?" She murmured, now placing her hands on her hips.

She jogged quickly up the stairs, ignoring the creaks and wobbliness of the old, splintered wood, and headed straight toward the master bedroom, which she knew very well, she thought with a blush.

She opened the door and poked her head in. "Vince? ...Vincent?" She was about the enter the room when a hand gripped her forearm suddenly, causing her to scream and kick whatever was behind her.

"Yuffie," Vincent said, voice toneless and husky as always.

Yuffie was a bit irritated that she was so jumpy and also for the fact that her attack had been dodged. She needed to work on her ninja skills. Irritation forgotten, she looked into crimson hues and smiled widely. "Hiya Vinnie! Long time no se-"

She was not able to finish her greeting because a pair of wonderful, pale lips captured hers in an almost painful yet totally hot kiss.

Yuffie was slowly losing focus as Vincent pushed her up against the room wall and began trailing hot kisses down her neck and onto her collarbone. She grabbed a fistful of his cloak and slammed her head against the wall when his mouth found other parts of her upper body. "Nnnn, glad to see... y-you missed... me..." she said, or rather tried to, between moans.

He sighed and leaned his forehead against hers. "Four months.. is too long. I will demand shorter missions tomorrow on your behalf."

Yuffie laughed breathlessly running her hand down his perfect face. "I'm sure Reeve won't mind my fewer hours."

Vincent cupped her face and kissed her slowly and passionately, a different kiss than what they started out as, but still as hot and satisfying as ever.

"You-" Kiss. ",really-" Kiss. ",let this-" Kiss. ",place go." She murmured, eyes closed, between tortuous kisses.

Vincent only grunted in reply and led her to the bed, where he lay her down gently. They were so wrapped up in their heated kisses and removing of clothing, that they didn't hear the door downstairs open.

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Rude shifted uncomfortably when they heard another slam and squeak of a headboard hit the wall.

Reno crossed his arms smirking, "Should we tell the boss he's unavailable?"

Rude nodded and fixed his glasses. "Let's get out of here."

They were leaving but looked back up once more when a scream echoed loudly throughout the mansion.

Reno frowned. "Lucky bastard."

No flaming! Just a randomness of my dirty mind ;) lol, hope you all liked. REVIEWS ARE APPRECIATED!!!! kthxbi!

Haha, no lemon, but good enough right?