A KID'S MYTHBUSTERS

Jimmy Neutron Returns to Television

By Snazzo

Chapter One:

The door to the Miss Fowl's room opened up and Corky Shimatzu strolled in, flashing his dazzling teeth.

"Corky," Miss Fowl complained, "Why must you continuously interrupt my lessons?"

"Sorry, Beloved Teacher," Corky answered, "I need to talk to these fine young children who once starred in the Kid's Evening News. Children, I am going to make you all SUPERSTARS!"

"Oh no," groaned Carl. "Not again! Last time I got set upon by a mob and then stuck in a stockade for three days!"

"Carl," Sheen said, "How many times must we apologize for that? Libby carried me home, I thought Jimmy was going to let you out!"

"I'm sorry Carl," Jimmy said, "Cindy and I were … were …"

"I know what you were doing!" Carl said, folding his arms over his chest. "I don't need Libby's gossip report to figure that out! Just because my girlfriend lives in Sweden you have to rub it in my face!"

"Carl!" Cindy said, "We're sorry!"

"You there, with the big head," Corky said, pointing at Jimmy. "I saw your CRAZY science show."

Jimmy was startled. "What? Zero Gravity Funky Jam Dance Party With Some Science? That was first season? … I mean, that was a long time ago!"

"I know!" Corky said. "But I only just saw it on reruns! I LOVED it. Have you ever heard of Mythbusters?"

"Mythbusters?!" Sheen exclaimed, jumping to his feet. "With Kari Byron? OH! That girl is a total babe! Beauty and brains! Mythbusters is my favorite show!"

"No it's not Sheen," Libby said gently, "Ultralord is your favorite show."

Sheen hesitated. "Oh yeah, almost forgot!"

"I love Mythbusters, Corky," Jimmy answered. "Adam and Jamie do some remarkable stuff."

"I am glad to hear that, Big Headed Child, because I want to produce a Kid's Mythbusters and I want you and your friends to STAR in it!"

Jimmy's eyes sparkled. "Yes! Another chance to wow the world with science!"



"Big Headed Child, you are our Main Mythbuster," Corky explained. "You Blond With the Ponytail, you can be the Kari Part."

Cindy's eyes lit up. "My third big break!" she cried. "So help me, guys, if this one gets messed up I will kill you!" Then she turned back to Corky. "Does this mean you think I have beauty and brains?"

"Exactly!" Corky said. "Puppet Guy!" Sheen looked back at Butch, then Ike, then Oleander, then realized Corky was talking about him. "Me?"

"Yes! Your finesse with puppets shows that you have the skills and hands to manufacture some amazing creations! You will be the other Main Mythbuster!"

"Cool!" Sheen gave the thumbs up. "I do work in my dad's shop sometimes."

"Oo! Oo!" Libby waved her hand in the air. "What about me?"

"Sorry, Gossip Girl, there's only one girl in Mythbusters," Corky replied.

"What?!" Libby shouted.

"What?!" the gang shouted a heartbeat later.

"Corky!" Sheen said. "We're a team! If Libby isn't in on the show, we all walk, right?"

"Right!" Cindy agreed. She looked at Jimmy.

"Uh- Right!" Jimmy said.

"Very well," Corky said. "You can be our announcer, Gossip Girl!"

Libby thought about it but didn't look happy.

"You have such a marvelous speaking voice, Gossip Girl," Corky gushed. "Your voice commands attention!"

"Okay, I'll take the job," Libby said with a smile.

"What about me?" Carl asked. "I'm a part of the team too. … Even though my girlfriend is in Sweden."

"Round Boy," Corky came in close, putting a hand on Carl's shoulder. "I have heard that you often test the Smart Kid's experiments. YOU have the most important job in the entire show. You are BUSTER, the Crash Test Dummy!"

Carl grinned from ear to ear. "All my life I've wanted to be a Crash Test Dummy!"

"CRAZY!" Corky laughed with a hop. "Come then, my private jet is standing by. It's off to Hollywood!"

The gang got up to leave. "Bye guys, see you on the telly!" Cindy said to the class.



"Bye! Bye!" the class returned in unison, waving.

"And don't forget I'll want your homework when you're back from this adventure!" Miss Fowl called after them. "And you'll have to make up the quizzes!"

"Corky, baby," Sheen said. "Can't we get our stunt doubles to take our quizzes while we're gone?"

"EXTRA CRAZY!" Corky cried.