I just thought this would be an amazingly fun idea. So hope you like reading Shane's inner personal thoughts for today. And these are probably going to be pretty short.
6/16
Dear Diary,
How gay is that! 'Dear Diary', that's what girls write! With their frilly pink stationary! Wait… paper can't be frilly or can it?? Hm…I should ask Mitchie. NO I SHOULDN'T! She'll think I'm a weirdo.
God…why is life so complicated! This is all Brown's fault! Why is he making all of us write in diaries! It's not fair! And Nate tied me to a chair to make sure I wrote in mine! Why is he behind me?
…
STOP READING WHAT I WRITE!
Because it's an invasion of privacy.
Yes I hate you.
Yes I do mean it.
Stop reading over my shoulder Nate!
Untie me.
The magic word in NOW!
He left me. I hate him. He's out of the band now. He smells bad anyway…always smells like cinnamon or something like that.
I don't like writing my thoughts down.
Mitchie's hot.
Forget I wrote that.
I hate Tess.
I can't believe Nate thinks Tess is hot!
What is up with that kid's brain?
And Jason… he wants a stupid birdhouse. WTF!
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I know the alphabet.
Unlike Jason. He's such a retard.
I'm going to write about everyone I know.
Caitlyn: I think she likes Nate…and she's Mitchie's best friend. And she's good at the keyboard. I think her hair looks like a dying plant though.
Ella: She should go out with Jason. They could have retarded babies together.
Peggy: I think she has an identity crisis. Is she Peggy or Margaret Dupree?? But she's a good singer.
Lola: Her song was slightly suggestive…
Barron: Yeah…I guess he's pretty cool.
Sander: See Barron.
Andy: He's not a very good dancer.
Tess: I hate her! She and Nate should get together and have evil children.
Nate: See Tess.
Jason: See Ella.
Mitchie: God. She's so beautiful, and such an amazing singer. I love her. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me.
I'm going to go eat some apples with some OPB, Bye diary.
-Shane Gray
The most awesome person in the world. (Along with Mitchie)