IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

by lambosama

Dino and Hibari have a conversation, written in MSN messenger, not suppose to make any sense.

So, uh, this story was actually written in MSN. It's not meant to make any sense except to the people who were in that chat at the time. If you end up liking it, more power to you, I guess XD; The entire thing is in caps, just warning.

I don't own any of Katekyo Hitman Reborn, blah blah blah, you know the drill.

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Hibari: I'LL GIVE MY BODY A BREAK WITH YOU, DINO-KUUUUUN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: OHHHH KYOUYA YOUR SLENDER THIGHS, THAT UNIFORM IS SUCH A TURN ONNNNNNN

Hibari: I LOVE IT HOW YOU HANDLE ME LIKE YOUR WHIP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: YEAH LET ME WHIP YOU GOOD

Hibari: OH YEAAAAAAH

Dino: UUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGG YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hibari: I'M GONNA BITE YOU TO DEATH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, IF YOU CAN TAME ME THAT IS, I'VE GOT KICK A POWERFUL KICK, THEY DON'T CALL ME THE BUCKING BRONCO FOR NOTHING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M GOING TO WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE, IN SEVEN DAYS I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN

Hibari: MAKE IT FOUR OR I'LL SEND YOU TO DETENTION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: PFT I'M THE TEACHER IN CHARGE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'LL HAVE YOU BEATING THE CHALK ERASERS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Hibari: I HAVE SOME HOMEWORK TO DO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I NEED SOME TUTORING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: OH REALLY LET ME TUTOR YOU WITH MY WHIP

Hibari: OH YEAH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BEAT THAT INFORMATION INTO ME

Dino: MM YOUR DARK HAIR JUST SETS OFF MY GOLDEN AURA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Hibari: I WANT TO RIDE YOUR BOX ANIMAL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: YOU CAN RIDE IN THE FRONT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Hibari: I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PULL ON THE MANE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: OH YEAH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PULL ON THAT GOLDEN MANE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Hibari: HEY WAIT THIS IS AGAINST SCHOOL POLIC, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH

Dino: NOT MY SCHOOL

Hibari: MY SCHOOL. HEY LETS HAVE A POOL PARTY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: CHANGE THE RULES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ONLY IF I GET TO RIDE ON YOUR FLOATIE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Hibari: YOU CAN TOUCH MY HIBIRD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dino: I'VE BEEN WAITING TO STROKE THOSE FEATHERS SO SLEEK AND SHINY. WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY I THOUGHT OF YOU AND POURED WATER ON MY TURTLE, HE GREW SOOO BIG

Hibari: I DON'T LIKE TURTLES, TURTLES ARE AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY

Dino: ARE WHIPS AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY TOO?"

Hibari: YES, ALL OF THEM ARE, I'M GOING HOME NOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

Dino: HOME, YOU MEAN OUR BED?"

Hibari: NO I MEAN SCHOOL

Dino: .....I DON'T GET IT