A Trio of Limerick Odes

Ode to Zankou

There once was a demon named Zankou,

And witches' lives he liked to undo.

But he toyed with the Charmed Ones and look where that got him,

Singed to a crisp, poor Zankou.

Ode to Cole

What, oh what to say about Cole,

He was a demon without much of a sole.

He married a witch, but geez what a bitch,

She left him six feet in a hole.

Ode to Gideon

There was an Elder named Gideon,

With hair and eyes of obsidian.

He was an evil prick, who got his ass kicked,

So much for lousy old Gideon.