SHERLOCK SHORTS

Killing the time until Season 3 one witty comeback at a time…

Sherlock ran, speeding up his already unbelievable pace. He stopped immediately yet elegantly outside the door and thrust it open, staring upon the faces of John and Mrs. Hudson, who were tied to a standing pole in the middle of the small room.

"Don't worry Mrs. Hudson, I'll soon get you and John out of here" Sherlock said as soothingly as he could.

"I'm here too, you know" Moriarty said, sitting in a chair with a sniper by his side, gun aimed at Mrs. Hudson. "Or did you forget me? Well, when I blow up the earth to destroy the boringness of it all, I'll sit in a spaceship and think 'Wasn't Sherlock on that planet?' And then I'll think 'Oh well, now he's just an AFTERTHOUGHT!'"

"You sure you didn't mean astronaut?"