Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
2nd Genre: Mary-Mocking-Sue
A/N: *gasps as her muse informs her about what to write* Okay, readers-who-I-adore, It's time for another Torett bore fest!! Betcha all praying for Comett to come back from Vaccation, ne?
Sue-Marie was a plain looking girl, often over looked. But she had a secret. A deep, dark, deadly secret. But that's not where our story starts, is it? Our story starts on platform 9 and 3 quarters, where our hero, Harry I'm-still-breathing-in-your-face-Voldemort Potter, Ron Stuck-between-Veela-and-Hermione Weasly and Hermione Who-should-I-date-Harry-or-Ron Granger stood, waiting for the Hogwarts Express.
The trio stood there, waiting for their train. Suddenly, all the boys let out a gasp of shock. A very pretty looking....bird had just flown by, and since the two were both birdwatchers, they had to stare and gape at it. Hermione rolled her eyes, and looked around. A girl abut her age, with straight mouse-brown hair and pale, brown eyes stood about a foot away.
"H'lo!" Hermione said, smiling at the girl.
"Oh, Hello." The girl replied, shifting her weight nervously. "I'm Sue-Marie, who are you?"
"Hermione Granger. Pleasure to meet you..." Hermione flashed a huge, great big inviting smile.
"Oh...." The girl walked off, dazed and nervous, obviously a tad...stupid.
The trio sat at the house common table, watchng the sorting hat sing.
"Oh I'm the hat,
That's where it's at!
I sort you , I sort you well,
What house is for you? I can tell!
You might be with the brave, the only decent house,
Or maybe your a bookworm, and are an animagus louse!
Pherhaps your very honest, and like to tell only true
Or finally, maybe sneaky people fit right in with you!
Since you all know the house names,
I'll stop playing games,
So step right up, it's time to see me strut my stuff,
And remember, I'm a hat, not an earmuff!"
Every started laughing ever so hard at the song, while the professers glared deathly at the garment. The transfiguration teacher stepped up, and listed out names. Finally, it was Sue-Marie's turn.
" Now, students, it's time for our last new student. She is a Mexican transfer student, and will be starting 4th year. Please Welcome Sue-Marie Smith!!" Sue-Marie stepped up, not bothering to tell the professer she was from Texas and should be in fith year. No, that was far to bold, is it not? Placing the haton her head, she gasped in shock as it spit her out, singing,
"Texan, texan, grab your gun!
We're going to have a lot of fun!
Tell them, spill the beans,
let the cat out of the bag, let it be seen!
Say your not a witch, a squib you be!"
The hat popped itself back onto the sobbing Sue-Marie's head, as the professers rushed to comfort her, then to kick her out of Hogwarts. Hermione smiled to herself, and went back to reading 'Confusing Magical Objects' while Ron and Harry watched their birdy friends.
Alright, it sucked. I'm just trying to get over writers block...Poor Sue-Marie,,,mwhaahahaha! Comett..cometh backth!