Once a not-so-long-ago day in the akatsuki………..
"itachi" our favorite masked nin whispered
"itachi" this time a bit louder
"ITACHI!!" this time in an ear-splitting-and-cracking-all-boundries-of-our-souler-systom-you-cannot-hear-because-of-the-uber-loud-scream-that-was-heard-in-the-past-as-report-wow-and-only-supper-humans-can-withstand-without-cracking-their-skulls type of scream.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID-SON-OF-A-BISCUT-IN-A-BASKET-EATER?!?!
"well if your
going to be mean about it…."
Tobi pulls out a sward
that looks oddly familiar to Itachi, but cannot put his
finger on it. Ironically Kisame, our favorite Japanese
fighting fish-thingy-dude came in to the room and stumbled
onto the scene.
"I'm sorry Itachi-san, but your going to have to di-"
"Have you guys seen my Saman—YOU STOLE MY SWORD!!! YOU SHALL FEEL MY SQUIRRELY WRATH!!!" Kisame said, interrupting the masked nin.
Buuut ooff couuurse Itaaaaachi juuuust haaaad tooo cuuuut hiiiim oooofffffffffff hiiiiiiis raaaaammmmpppaaggge!!!!
"but, Kisame, your not a squirrel."
"……."
"SCILENCE YOU!!! Now Tobi, be a good boy and give me back my Samanhada, or be a bad boy and kill Itachi, its your choice."
Tobi twitched at the thought of being a bad boy but wanted to kill Itachi sooo badly that it made him die a little inside.
"Fine, you win, Tobi is a good boy." Tobi said as he hung his head in defeat.
BOOM
"NOOOOO"
SMACK, CRASH, BOOM, GROWLITH!!!!
Just then a blond Iwa nin came screaming something about his clay revolting, his hand-mouths(tehehe. Hand-mouths) were arguing about who-knows-what as Tobi was on his way to use his Tobi-glomp-no-jutsu on poor Deidara.
"suffocation style, Tobi glomp no jutsu!"
As I said, poor Deidara.
"I pity the fools, who don't eat blah flavored boxed-and-reboxed-into-some-disgusting-food-type-stuffs. EAT IT NOW OR DIE!!" Kakuzu rambled as he walked into the kitchen. That was when he remembered about his lifetime supply of said flavored-boxed-and-reboxed-food-stuffs and smiled and continued talking
"tehehe, free food for life, sweet!"
Omg, my mawmaw would be sooo proud!