This is a story that makes no sense whatsoever, and I think your brains will blow up after this. Read at your own risk. :D

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An Afternoon with Mario and Luigi

Our favorite plumber was leaning on his chair, sipping tea. He also had a newspaper in front of him. How can he be holding both things at once? You ask yourself that.

A bigger question would be; what color is this plumber?

If you said green, close this window, and go beat yourselves up! We're talking about Mario, the red plumber! Luigi is the green plumber, and eh, he gets second fiddle.

"Hey!" yelled Luigi, looking at the ceiling, "I heard that!"

If you haven't noticed, that is Luigi, the green plumber. He's cranky right now, so let's leave him be.

"You know I can hear you right?" muttered Luigi.

Mario glared over at him, "Luigi, would you mind not talking to yourself? It's really distracting me from the headlines."

The headlines read: "Bowser Defeated Yet Again! Did The Red Plumber Do It Right?". Gee, I wonder what THAT article was about...

Luigi glared back at Mario, "But bro, I heard the narrator!"

"Hearing voices again Luigi," tsked Mario, "What am I going to do with you?"

Luigi threw a refrigerator at Mario, knocking him off his chair, "Shut up!"

Crushed under the refrigerator, Mario weakly raised his arm up from the ground, "Point taken."

"Wait! There's more!" smiled Luigi, pulling a flute from out of his hat, "Watch this!"

Luigi played a tune on his flute. A little song I guess you would call it. Out of no where, the door of the refrigerator opened up, and a snake slithered out of it. No... wait a minute...

"This is Snake... I'm done here." said the 'snake'. Luigi growled. He pulled out a rocket launcher, and started firing rockets one by one without warning.

"I DON'T REMEMBER PROGRAMING THAT THING TO DO THAT!" screeched Luigi.

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Meanwhile a married couple was taking a walk near their house. They heard explosions coming from inside.

"What's going on over there honey?" asked the wife.

"Probably some typical video game. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Mario." chuckled the husband.

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Back inside...

"HAH! Beat you again!" laughed Luigi. Ironically enough, he and Mario were playing, what else, Mario. Mario sat right next to him, charred and flattened through all the chaos Luigi caused.

"Cheater." muttered Mario.

"What's the matter, 'Paper' Mario?" joked Luigi, "Is the game too 3D for you?"

Mario grabbed the TV, and smashed it on top of Luigi.

"No, it's too G.O., Game Over, bro." chuckled Mario.

Just then, the TV turned on. Luigi was on the screen in a suit. He was apparently giving a news report.

"Hello, welcome to ROX News 37. I'm Luigi your host. Today has been quite a violet day for Mario the Red Plumber. Today he smashed his TV on his own brother! You all know who I'm talking about! Luigi the Green Plumber!"

A little caption appeared at the bottom saying: 'Not related to Luigi the Newsman'.

Mario rolled his eyes, "As if THAT'S big news. What should be bigger is Luigi's rocket launching and refrigerator-throwing."

Mario crossed his arms, smirking with approval. Just then the TV grew long black legs.

"This will be the last time you see me," said a sinister voice, "WHAAHAHAH!"

On that AHAH, the TV took off running.

Mario stood up from his seat, ran over to his closet, and changed into his 'hero clothes', which were basically the same kind of clothes he's currently wearing. Mario then grabbed his cape, and flew off into the distance.

"Super Mario, Super Mario, does whatever Super Mario does." sung Mario, not realizing that he had terrible singing.

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At the Nintendo writing board...

"Can Charles Martinet sing?" asked a writer.

Miyamoto thought about it. He pulled out a tape from his mouth.

"Here's his American Idol audition tape." said Miyamoto.

Miyamoto pulled out a TV and VCR from his coat pocket, and placed the tape inside.

"You might want to cover your ears." warned Miyamoto.

The tape began playing, and ear rape commenced.

"! Was that good enough?" asked Charles.

Simon Cowell, now a skeleton, raised up a '0 + Middle Finger' card.

Miyamoto paused the tape, "Reactions?"

No response.

"Wonderful!" smiled Miyamoto.

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Mario kept his eyes on the moving TV set. He soon landed on the ground when he saw the TV set run into, get this, a store where they sell TV sets.

"Hmm, should be easy enough," smirked Mario, "I mean, the set has 2 long black legs, so it should be easy to find!"

Coincidently, the store sold TV sets with long black legs. They were just ones that didn't have a mind of their own.

Mario ran through the store, and saw the moving TV set.

"Ahah! Gotcha!" smirked Mario, as he began shooting fireballs at the set. The fireball missed, and hit a TV set behind it.

"Oops," chuckled Mario, as he threw another fireball. Again, it missed, and hit another TV set.

Mario sweat dropped, "This is gonna take awhile."

400 FIREBALLS AND 2 HOURS LATER...

The whole store was set aflame. Customers were running out, and burglars were sneaking in stealing TV sets.

The store owner cornered Mario, "You destroyed my store, so you must pay a dear price."

The store owner gave Mario a bill of $1140000.

"Uhhhhh." groaned Mario as he passed out.

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Meanwhile, the TV set got away from all the chaos. The legs disappeared as it set itself on the ground. The glass on the front broke when a shift kick in the rear was given to Luigi.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?" shrieked Luigi.

A Yoshi's head poked out of the TV set for a slight moment, and then went back inside.

The TV set stood back up, and ran off laughing, "WAHAHAHAHA!"

Luigi's head span in circles until...

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"LUIGI!" snapped Mario.

"Wuh-what?" awoke Luigi, clearly sleeping.

"It's your turn dude," giggled Daisy, "On Mario Party 10. You fell asleep again!"

Luigi chuckled nervously, "Again?"

Luigi rolled the die, and got an 8.

"So bro, what were you dreaming about?" asked Mario.

Luigi glanced over at Mario; his glance cold as ice.

"I was having that... that dream again..." he muttered.

They continued playing for several minutes, without another word being said. Then out of the bloom, Waluigi said, "You gotta lay off the mushrooms Luigi."

More silence.

"I know."

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Yeah. Not funny. Go read another story please. :D?