Ch. 1- Lightning!Devil!Bear!: Arrival in Konoha

[Insert witty and Funny Disclaimer where i say how i don't own Naruto and if I did Orochimaru would be in an asylum for being an insane pediphile. But I do own my OC's] !Enjoy!

" GET BACK HERE DEMON!"

"YOU'LL PAY FOR KILLING MY SON!"

"Leave me alone." "HELP!"

"NOONE'S GONNA HELP A DEMON LIKE YOU!"

The sight of a small boy running from a mob was observed by three sets of eyes, unseen by the mob and child. The boy turned a corner to find what he had feared, a dead-end alley. Looking up he saw it was way too high to climb. He was trapped.

"Now… we got youuuuu..." slurred a man in the mob, obviously drunk. The boy looked left and right with frantic eyes as though a door was going to magically appear even though he knew there wasn't going to be a door. Desperately, trying to escape the impending beating, the small child attempted to duck through the mob only to have a forceful back-hand go across his face succeeding in knocking him to the ground of the alley.

"Where are you going" shrieked the woman whose hand caused his fall, "We're not finished with you!"

They proceeded to beat the boy, using fists, kunai, and the occasional frying pan. As the boy fought with consciousness the eyes had once again found this boy this time, watching from a nearby roof. Eventually however he lost the battle and slumped down to the ground all the while cursing his weakness. At the same time the eyes seemed to be conversing.

"Should we help Aikko?" questioned a deep, husky voice (AN: if you've seen DBZ this person's voice is pretty much like Hercules).

The one known as Aikko responded.

"It's strange. I sense incredible potential in this boy. Not only that, but at his age outrunning that many people no small feat."

"So what do we do Aki-san?" said another voice, very different from the others in that it was much more animal like.

"…I'm going to stop them before he dies!" As he said this, Aikko jumped down behind the mob.

"Leave the boy alone" he said in a cold in stern voice that promised pain if disobeyed. Sadly, many of these people were in a drunken stupor so they didn't fully comprehend the seriousness of this person's intentions.

One of the more sober people in the crowd said, "I don't think I will… NOW LEAVE! I'M GETTING REVENGE!" with this declaration made many people in the crowd turned around but were surprised to see that the same strange man was now standing in front of the outlet for the endless frustration. Amongst the group there were a small number of Jounin, two maybe three. One of these Jounin decided to step up and challenge this man. Now at this time the Jounin was newly appointed and he told himself that once he was appointed Jounin, he would get rid of the demon brat once and for all.

"If you want to die with the demon so be it. I'm sure there's enough room in Hell for the both of you". He then went through six hand signs and shouted Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique). As the Jounin was about to fire of his jutsu, Aikko rushed in at a speed faster than the Jounin could see and sent a punch to the man's gut stopping his jutsu and breaking a few ribs.

"Guess I put more power in that punch than I thought. Oh well. I better finish this quick.

With these thoughts in mind he followed his punch with a swift chop to his opponent's neck, knocking him out. As he did this he sent a wave of KI (Killer Intent) at the rest of the mob. Realizing the danger the mob scattered leaving only the boy, Aikko, his companions while screaming how they shouldn't be denied their revenge. Feeling as though this wasn't the place to keep the kid Aikko moved him to their base. Aikko look up at their tree house.

It looked strange in that it was actually four trees connected by bridges each with a bedroom of its own with the fourth being in the middle and holding the living room. Aikko took him into the main center building. The room had a couch and small TV in the corner while there was a round wooden table in the center. In the opposite corner from the couch was a cupboard which held some food at the top with two drawers full of shuriken and kunai at the bottom. On the shelves were some cereal boxes. Aikko placed the boy on the couch. Sensing the others were outside he called to Cub.

"Hey Cub! Come in here I have a patient for you!" At these words a knee height brown bear with a leather vest a deep shade of brown and a white t-shirt on, hopped in through the window and moved towards the boy. "Step aside Aki-san. Let the master take over". Aikko replied by laughing to which the one called Cub's veins bulged while his face grew red.

"Cub until you don't require a booster seat a restaurants, I don't think you're a master" These words came the third person in the group as he also entered the building. "Grrrrr…. I AINT THAT SHORT DIABLO…!" To this Aikko laughed even harder and said "As much as I love to see Cub this mad, I do believe we have a kid to heal and wake up."

To this Cub's ears perked up and he nodded. Focusing some chakra into his hands he performed a single hand seal. As his hands began to glow green he placed them over the small boy and whispered Shōsen Jutsu (Mystical Palm Technique). As he said this the boy's wounds slowly healed and his bones set back into place.

"Hmm… strange?"

"What is it Cub?" Aikko asked as he moved towards the boy and Cub. Cub responded with an amused look, "Well this boy has a healing factor of his own though a small one but he was slowly healing on his own before I helped".

"Really?" exclaimed Aikko "That's-" "Shhhh He's waking up!" Diablo interrupted.

The small boy groaned as he woke up. Opening his eyes he realized that he wasn't in the alley but on a couch in some room. As he began coming to his senses his eyes fell upon the group. Immediately he scurried to the back wall shouting, "STAY AWAY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"

"Hey!Kid! Slow down. Aint nobody Hurt'n ya!" responded Cub, "You'd think the bear who's healed you would get some gratitude".

"Child. We mean no harm. We don't wish to hurt you" Said Aikko in a soothing voice.

"…" The boy took in all of this information. While still keeping his guard up he blinked, staring at Cub. He then turned to Aikko and Diablo and asked, "Why is this teddy bear talking and did it heal me? Are all stuffed animals able to do that?"

"…" Aikko and Diablo sweat dropped before they fell to the ground laughing to the point of tears. Cub then shouted "A. YES I HEALED YOU THOUGH NOW I WISH I HADN'T AND B. I'M NOT A TEDDY BEAR BRAT!" The boy somehow gained courage and shouted back "DON'T CALL ME KID! YOU'RE MY HEIGHT…ugh? I don't know your name".

"Dang. This kid's got some serious mood changes." Thought Cub while sweat dropping.

At this point Aikko and Diablo stopped laughing. "Yo, I love seeing Cub being told by a kid. A kid! Hahahaha! Man that's funny!" Diablo said. "But the kid's right. He doesn't know us and we don't know him. I think introductions are needed." Aikko offered.

"I'll go first. Brat. My name is Cub."

"I'm Diablo Chizu."

"Aikko Chizu. Kid what's your name?"

"Oh umm… my name is Naruto Uzumaki!" the boy said proudly. Then the boy looked down a bit while muttering thanks to Cub. Naruto looked back up.

Naruto then proceeded to take a closer look at the three people in front of him. Aikko looked like he was about 5 foot 10 and was very muscular. He had straight black hair but his bangs where black on the right and red on the left. Throughout his hair was more strands of red. He had a red tee shirt with the kanji for thunder on his shirt. He wore black shinobi pants with many pockets and had a red sash around his waist that looked like it had more pockets. His boots intrigued Naruto because the boy had never seen boots that were gold. He had black fingerless gloves with metal plates on the back of them. The thing that Naruto was mad about was that he couldn't see his eyes. They were covered by dark shades but Naruto had a feeling they were giving off some sort of energy.

Shaking the thought from his head he then turned to Diablo. Diablo was well built like his brother but that was all they had in common. While Aikko had a calm but cheerful expression on his face, Diablo seemed as though he was going to burst at any minute. Naruto could only compare this to a time bomb, waiting to blow stuff up. He wore black shorts just below his knee, but they had just as many pockets as Aikko's. He wore blue sandals similar to Naruto's. His t-shirt was like Aikko's only it had a picture of a sleeping dragon with a snot bubble coming out of his nose. His dark green eyes made his spikey silver hair and goatee more noticeable. A tattoo of a dragon was covering his left arm, or so Naruto thought. He couldn't see the arm because from the forearm down it was covered in bandages. His other arm was completely hidden behind bandages.

"These guys look so powerful! Man I bet these guys could even beat Oji-san. Naw no one's better than that old man. But I'll be better or my name isn't NARUTO UZUMAKI!"

Aikko and Diablo watched Naruto and couldn't help but sweat drop as he began pumping his fist in the air. "NARUTO!" said Aikko for the third time now shouting. It seemed to work as he was effectively pulled from his thoughts.

"Yo Naruto. What were you thinking about?" asked Diablo.

Naruto answered sheepishly, "Umm… hey… how are you guys so strong?"

"That question is a little complicated." Diablo said sheepishly while running his right hand through his hair. "Before we answer that question mind if I ask you one?" Aikko asked.

"NO FAIR! How come you can't answer my question?" Naruto said while pouting. Cub chuckled and said, "Kid, just answer the question please!"

"Fine" replied Naruto though still pouting.

"Do you know why the villagers chased you?" questioned Aikko.

"Well they always do. Though I probably should have stayed in today. They always get worse on this day." Answered Naruto nonchalantly as if it were common knowledge.

"Why today?" asked Cub now thoroughly interested. Naruto straightened out, realizing he had said too much but then remembered who was in front of him and spoke though with a more serious tone. "I don't know… I guess it's because it's birthday."

"WHAT!" Aikko, Diablo and Cub said. Then they began to feel really bad for Naruto. But, Aikko had one more question before he made his decision.

"Do you know why they attack you?" Naruto gave him a confused look. He honestly had no idea. So he just shook his head. Aikko, Diablo and Cub all had different thoughts running through their heads.

"He doesn't even know why? Interesting I bet the Hokage could tell us." Thought Diablo.

"Poor brat. I wonder if Aikko's gonna do it." Thought Cub.

"That's it. I have to do it now." Thought Aikko.

"Hey Naruto. How would you like a present from all of us?" Aikko asked.

"WOW. He is going to do it. That's one lucky brat." Cub thought.

Naruto looked up with a look of wonder and disbelief on his face. "REALLY WHAT IS IT?"

Aikko explained, "You have potential. I want to help you reach that potential. No one should have to be beaten. So how about we train you. That way you can defend yourself should you be attack again. What do you say?" as Aikko finished his explanation he sweat dropped as he realized Naruto wasn't listening.

"REAL TRAINING! I GET TO TRAIN WITH THESE GUY! I can't wait I'll have such bad-ass jutsu Oji-san will just hand over the hat!" Naruto was amongst his thoughts when he realized everyone was staring at him. He then motion Aikko to continue.

Aikko sighed then said, "To properly train you we would have to take you out of the village for a few years. So are you still in?" He watched as Naruto furiously shook his head in a yes motion. But then he remembered.

"Wait Oji-san. I better tell him about all this" He then said "Umm can we go see Oji-san first. I have to tell him I'm leaving".

"Um… Who the hell is Oji-san? I don't know I mean we have to go speak with the Hokage of this village" Cub asked.

"The Hokage" said Naruto in a tone as if to say "Isn't that obvious?"

"Wow. You really call the Hokage old man." Diablo said before sighing. "Well anyway let's go."

"Wait. What time is it?" Naruto asked. "It's like noon time I think." Said Aikko.

"I SLEPT ALL DAY! Now how am I going to keep my pranking schedule" Naruto thought while pouting. But then his face brightened as he remembered,

"I'm going to get training. I'm gonna become the greatest ninja the world will ever now! Believe It!"

AND Cut... This is my first fanfic so plz... Be gentle... I have decided to write a chapter every week so it should be soon. However I honestly have no idea. I'm still in school so it won't be shorter than a week before i write another chapter.

If anyone is curious as to what they sound like, Diablo sounds like Hercule from DBZ, Cub is very similar to Tony Tony Chopper, andAikko (if any of you havent read this go read NOW its amazing) was roughly based off of Scabbard, but without the insanity. It's by Third Fang "Yet again, With A little Help.

Also im trying to figure out what Naruto should learn. I already decided what his affinities are going to be, Wind and Lightning. If anyone could send me maybe some jutsu names that would help. I need two Wind and two Lightning and a fighting style anyone wanting to help plz message me!

Reveiws will award you brownie points so REVIEW. If i get alot of good ones i might post faster.

-Walker out.