Title: The things we do
Rating: G, humour
Pairing / Characters: Kyouraku / Ukitake
Word Count: 169 words
Warnings: No spoilers, it's just plain strange
Summary: Shunsui attempts to persuade Jyuushirou to spice things up…
A/N: cringing I'm so embarrassed…
Their voices echoed into the strangely silent courtyard below.
'Kyouraku Shunsui, don't you dare bring that thing anywhere near me!'
'Aw, come on, Jyuu, I thought you wanted to bring something… exotic into our relationship!'
' Shunsui, whatever gave you the idea that I would want that… that… thing inside me? Look at it! It's warm, it's oozing, it-'
'You told me you thought things needed spicing up! Am I wrong?'
'No but-'
'But? But? What's wrong with it?'
'Its not the way I had imagined spicing things up!'
'Don't be a spoilsport, Shirou-chan. This will be exciting, I promise. We agreed to try new things, didn't we?'
'No, Shun, I really don't think so. Spicing life up is one thing, that is something else altogether. I'm sorry, I won't do it.'
'Not even for me? Please? Please?'
'No!'
'Please? I know you, this is something you've secretly wanted, so why deny yourself the pleasure?'
'For the last time, Shunsui, I am not, under any circumstance, eating candied squid!'
Owari