EDIT - AUTHOR'S NOTE: Holy shite. I might fix this song. It makes me cringe lol But, I'm surprised that anyone actually read this, I mean, it was something dumb that literally just went into paper because I thought it was hilarious. So~ I'm thinking of revising it and fixing it up to match current Jack 3 I hope everyone has a nice day!
Don't Know Jack
Punching like buttons everyday
High fiving every time I turn around
Screaming like a boss, freaking all my neighbors out!
Revving my engine knowing speed is key!
You don't know Jack!
Sucking at every game! (Yeah right! Just cause he says!)
He tries his very best!
Don't hate! (You'll lose!)
Jackie Boy here has TWO hungry CowPlants! (Ouch. That must hurt...)
When the neighbors come back,
Guess what we play!
HAPPY WHEELS!
Too bad they haven't moved away!
Knowing my neighbors must think I'm crazy,
I still go for you!
You don't know Jack!
Speeding through life faster than Speedy?
Speedy Gonzalez? (Yes. The mouse.)
Irish?
Don't judge, his accent brings all the girls to his yard!
The best septic eye!
Reading your comments,
With his hat backwards! (He's so badass!)
Marry a sheep?
You crazy! (Though it would be warm...)
Cookies! (Can't get enough!)
You don't know Jack...
All these things...
That make him who we know...
Who we adore...
Who we love...
Who we watch...
You don't know Jack!
Breaking Bad through his windows!
His neighbors wondering if he's high!
All his screaming will get him somewhere!
Just you see!
You don't know Jack!
Punching like buttons everyday! (I think I broke my hand!)
High fiving every time I turn around! (My hand burns like hell!)
Screaming like a boss, freaking all my neighbors out! (Screw them!)
Revving my engine knowing speed is key! (SPEED IS KEY!)
You don't know Jack about Jack.