How To 'Make a Humonculus'
By Dante and Envy
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"That's disgusting."

"Shush, Envy, you were like this too."

"That's worse. That thing there's just disturbing."

"And that is why I'm straightening her out."

"Her? It's a /her? Didn't you learn with Lust?"

"Envy, be nice to your sister.."

"She is not my sister! She stuffed my head into a duct! I remember!"

"Of course you do."

"And they all wonder why I wear headbands.."

"It's not disgusting."

"Yes it is. That, my Master, is a freak of nature. And what is it doing? Is that thing /whining?"

"M-hm."

"Gross. Ugh, what if I start transforming into it?"

"Her."

"I refuse another sister."

"Mhm. Envy, hand me that."

"Uuuugggghhhh."

"Shouldn't you, like, help out Greed before you do that?"

"Envy, stop thinking with a sick mind. I have to do this."

"Well, you could let /IT/ rot-"

"Her. And no I couldn't."

"Yeah, you could. Let me show you how-"

"Envy, hand me that over there."

"... What the hell are you doing with a wrench?"

"Just give me it."

"OW. FUC-- Who are you, Pride with a boomarang! Damnit, that hurt!"

"Stop whining, you're already healed. Geez, someone'd think you're alergic to these."

"Hit me with a freaking wrench.. I'll show you.. With a /wrench/.."

"Stop mumbling, Envy, and give me the stone. She's almost ready."

"No- it'll probably do just what Lust does. I REFUSE A SISTER."

"You don't get to decid."

"This thing is disgusting. In fact, everything around here is gross. That rock, the grass, the tree, that house, that house, really those people-"

"Envy! Shush. And you didn't have to shape shift just to hand me it. It's an incomplete, you wouldn't have gotten anything from it anyway."

"I've become quite attached to my current pebbles, thanks."

"Stones. And yes, yes, right.."

"She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes..."

"Shush! Envy! Oh, now look what you did."

"Haha. It'll be nasty now, just like it's supposed to be."

"She.. Er... Envy, stop poking over there and hand me that again."

"I'm not falling for it, damnit!"

"Get out of the tree, Envy, and continue watching."

"Old lady. Squirrel. Acorn. Old lady. Chipmunk. Old lady. Little brats. Old lady. A suit of armor. Old lady. Squirrel."

"That's nice.. Wait, what?"

"Old lad-"

"No. Did you say suit of armor?"

"Yea."

"What's going on, Envy?"

"Some old geezer is talking to a brat and a suit of armour. A one legged one armed brat. This late at night."

"Well, she's almost done. We just have to-" Crack.

..Silence..

"One word, Envy. One word."

"Nassssteeeee."

Thus, therewere many reasons to why Envy hated pain, and Sloth just wasn't /right./

Haha. This was sorta just.. there. I was bored, and well, I've always wanted to do a ..uh.. "Booklet" like this. And, yes, if no one figured it out, this is when Dante and Envy 'rebuilt' Sloth. Or at least, my thinking of how they did it. Don't trust it. Yes, all chapters will be pretty much all dialogue.