SHANE

So there I was sitting in my room completely surrounded with the art of boredom. If anything could have a gold medal in the Olympics it would be boredom for being so frikken awesome at being bored. Ugh, I'm so bored I don't even make sense anymore! Sure being on a school break was pretty cool but sometimes it had its perks; like staying up all night bored and not being able to sleep and oh the fact that I wasn't able to see my friends much – Great holiday this is! I mean, yeah I'm Shane Gray, the most popular kid at East High School but even my popularity isn't helping me right now.

I managed to occupy myself by pacing up and down the room. I was wrong. Turns out only 5 minutes have gone past but it feels like an hour? UGH. Feeling annoyed I pull my chair out and logged onto my computer. There has to be something to do on here. Spending a few minutes randomly pressing buttons, I remembered about the East High Chat Room. It was where all the students can make friends and chat over the internet. I've never used it before, I mean why would I? I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud – people practically beg me to be friends with them. Not that I accept though, I have too much of a reputation to hang around with those people. But seeing how bored I am right now, I guess this is an exception I have to make, plus I'll not let anyone find out it's really Shane Gray behind the screen.

I made an account under the name, Rockstar18 and clicked onto the homeroom. I laughed at the amount of people online. 250. I guess people were bored today huh? I glanced over to the right where a bunch of online names were there – TheREALdeal? Who the hell would name themselves that?

ROBOTking. Haha, this definitely has to be Stuart Robinson. Or has he likes to call himself StuBOT. I clicked onto his name and onto a private message tab. I grinned to myself. Maybe I will have a laugh pranking this guy.

Rockstar18 – Hey Stuart.

ROBOTking – Hey? Whose this?

Rockstar18 – You know who this is.

ROBOTking – Urm... If I did wouldn't I know?

Rockstar18 – Yeah sure. You would.

ROBOTking – O...k...

Rockstar18 – So how's metal detecting going? :L

ROBOTking – Its NOT a metal detector. It's a robot. ROBOT.

Rockstar18 – Oh my bad. Yeah yeah robot. Apparantly it looks like you right? Or was it your dad?

He stopped writing. I guess the wimp got hurt. Aha, burn sucker. I looked at the bottom of the screen where it said, 'ROBOTking is writing.' Writing what? Didn't that robogayboy get enough? What a loser. Suddenly he pressed enter and a long message from Stuart was on my screen.

ROBOTking – SHANE GRAY! Do you honestly think you're the king of the world? Or the whole world revolves around you? You're the bigger idiot here. I mean, if you're so badass, why the hell are you on here anyway? Got nothing better to do? Or can you not be friends with someone other than your so called popular groupie? You're a dickhead Shane. A dickhead. Actually, that's offensive to dickheads everywhere. You're a human question mark.

Rockstar18 – Oh fuck, you ratted me out (!) Good detective skills loser. AND FYI I can so become friends with one of the lowlives at school.

ROBOTking – Prove it.

Honestly? Was this guy for real? Shane Gray does NOT need to prove anything. Ugh.

Rockstar18 – Fine. I'll befriend one of your loser female friends and oh, I'll make them like me.

ROBOTking – OH Shane Gray. You're funny. Honestly. No one would ever like you.

Rockstar18 – We'll see. Let's bet shall we? I win, you get to do my homework for the rest of my senior year.

ROBOTking – And If I win, you have to become my slave.

Rockstar18 – No fair! You have a better bet.

ROBOTking – No exceptions. Or are you too chicken?

Rockstar18 – whatever loser. You're on.

ROBOTking – Goodbye.

ROBOTking has signed off.

The loser signs off? Whatever. I'll make sure I win. Ofcourse I'll win. I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud. Now the only problem is to find the right person. But who? I scrolled over the list of names until one caught my attention. It was different. Not like the other girls on the list – PrincessFOREVER, promqueen24, pinklove65, rainbowsandfairydust. I shuddered. These names were a bit too girly for me. Too cliché. Hers was different though.

Thisisme.