Disclaimer: Nope~
A/N: OH GOD I WAS ON THE KINK MEME AND I SAW THIS ONE FILL FOR A REQUEST WHERE RUSSIA'S A YURI FANBOY.
Hence this :'DDD
Notes- Belarus' name is Nataliya Arlovskaya, and her nickname is Lala (after a joke on RP Facebook :D). North Korea is Hwa-Jeong Im, a girl :D
Imagination
I don't like meetings.
America talks too loud. I want to hit him with something, but then England will turn and start shrieking at me and Germany will pop a vein.
That would be funny...haha, imagine that, Germany passing out because of a massive blood clot in his head!
But America is shouting about hamburgers - what? Make a hamburger shield? I think he needs therapy more than I do.
Kolkolkol~
Belarus shifts next to me. She insists on sitting on my right, in between me and Ukraine.
She's kind of scary. Why does she keep proposing?
Ukraine isn't scary, but she's weird. I don't know why she doesn't like me. Lala is rubbing her back; Ukraine is usually bent over in pain, because her breasts are so big.
Hmm...they look soft. I bet they're soft.
I love breasts~ but not the way either Korean twins do. South always gropes, and I think North is a lesbian. I just like poking them, they're so squishy...
But, mmm, lesbians~ have you noticed all us nations are gay?
Well, except for Austria, I think. But he might be bisexual, I'm pretty sure that he had a thing with Prussia way back when...
Oh? What's that?
Hungary sits across the table from Lala, but they're looking at each other funny. Hungary is smirking and her eyes are twinkling, and Lala - she's so pale, and blushes easily - is red-faced.
A quick glance under the table...
They're playing footsies! And - oh. Hungary's eating a candy and it looks real lascivious...
Oh, I know! Maybe they're lovers!
Hmm, that would be pretty...because, you have to admit that while she's real creepy, Lala's one of the prettiest girl-nations, if not the most beautiful. And Hungary's just as pretty, when she's not chasing Prussia with a frying pan.
But those two...hmm...
I can see it now...
I think Lala would be the submissive one. She's not cold-hearted, she's just had a tough life. Hungary, on the other hand, might be sweet but totally comes off to me as a dominatrix. Don't you agree?
Ooh, they'd be touching each other and kissing everywhere... Lala's skin is the color of snow, and Hungary has fair skin; what a pretty contrast, peach and white.
And knowing Hungary, she'd be in leather...this leather bustier and stiletto combat boots, and a cap and whip.
Once I was cleaning and I found a maid outfit in Lala's room, maybe she would wear that and Hungary would make her strip and -
What?
Ahaha, silly America. It's not as though I take notes, is there something wrong with using my papers to stem the bloodflow?
Perhaps you yourself would like to see how effective paper can be. No, really, I don't mind hitting you with my pipe hard enough to make you bleed.
Really!
Aah, Germany, you spoilsport...
Oh well~
Hmm, I think that it would be quite worth it to set up cameras in Lala's room. I bet they use toys...
I think I should stop thinking like this at meetings. My pants are starting to hurt...
Oh, Lala just offered me a tissue. Why thank you, Sestra~
The meeting's over, but I think that if I stand up now I'll be embarrassed. So I'll wait for the rest of the nations to leave...
They're gone, so I stand up.
To the bathroom it is~
On the way, I pass a broom closet and - oh, my, is that Lala I hear?
...
Hmm, maybe I should start carrying a box of tissues around with me.
A/N: GOD IDEK