LIVING IN TWO WORLDS
Basically, the premise of this story revolves around the misadventures of the Marvel vs. Capcom 3 roster. The introductory characters are living in a house together, and revealed characters join in later on. The characters are being forced to live together until the game comes out and I'm just telling ridiculous stories and funny scenarios. Cameos from all kinds of other Marvel/Capcom characters appear as well. A pretty basic story, but oh well, I get bored sometimes and I like to write down my thoughts on some weird adventures I think would be funny for these characters to have. Right now, I know I'm not supposed to write in this format because I was warned about doing the script-style format. So I'm going to change it to how it should be after chapter 2. I hope some will find this entertaining.
You will see me make references to Seth Killian and Yoshinori Ono alot. Look them up if you want to know who they are. Basically, Ono is the one forcing the characters to live together. And Seth is observing them from afar to make sure they do the right thing. Early on, there aren't really any antagonists, but later I'll try to establish an interesting plot. The characters so far are as follows:
Dante (Capcom)
Chris Redfield (Capcom)
Ryu (Capcom)
Chun-Li (Capcom)
Morrigan (Capcom)
Felicia (Capcom)
Trish (Capcom)
Amaterasu (Capcom)
Iron Man (Marvel)
Wolverine (Marvel)
Super Skrull (Marvel)
Dr. Doom (Marvel)
Hulk (Marvel)
Deadpool (Marvel)
Captain Amercia (Marvel)
1. Settling In
The guests unpack their things in the house and we hear some of the housemates and get their opinions before we send them off into the world of...housemates.
Deadpool: Yeah...this game is pretty fun so far. I mean, they gave me the goddamned moonwalk. Sure, I bruised my left calf after Captain USA did his Level 3 Super on me, but oh well.
Chris: Yeah, to be honest, I don't know how I made it in. There was a lot of competition and I had a feeling I would get cut after my...unimpressive audition. But Ono looked at me and had this huge Japanese grin on his face and told me I made it. It...well...*turns head away from camera* *silently cries*
Doctor Doom: Yeah, I have returned yet again to this game and well, I can't say I'm happy. My best friend Strider Hiryu isn't with me...and I'm afraid I might be low tier. Fuck it, no I'm not. I mean come on, we have Chris and the Hulk. Yeah, I'm not too worried.
Amaterasu: WOOOOOF
Dante: I have like...18 special moves. So many options. I'm gonna be invincible. But with all these moves, I gotta keep it stylish. Heh heh. Damn...Morrigan is really sexy..
Hulk: HULK PICK UP GROUND.
Captain America: I am boring as shit. Why do you want my opinion?
Trish: I have never been in this type of game before...but this girl here has horse legs. Is that normal?
Ryu: So, I have had the same moveset for 10 years now. No doubt I'm gonna suck in this game. Oh well, my passion for fighting keeps me going. At least I have the Mule Kick. *crosses arms as breeze billows gi*
Morrigan: I'm totally gonna get all of these guys in my bed. I might even fuck the wolf.
Wolverine: Bub, I'm going to put it to ya straight. I'm going to destroy every one of these chumps in this game. My rage will be unleshed and blood will be shed. Just like in that one game of mine...X-Men Origins.
Iron Man: Hmm...my repulsor blasts and my Proton Cannon could use some fine-tuning...
Super Skrull: I have the combined powers of the Fantastic Four. Yeah. Enough said.
Chun-Li: This is going to be a lonnnnng day.
Felicia: Hmm...that Wolverine guy is pretty cool. Meeeow.
As the guests settle...some friendships are made...and some rivalries.
Most of the guests are settled in the living room, while others are doing their own thing. Dante is seen walking in the kitchen, while Chun reads a magazine, sitting on a stool in the kitchen near the main table.
Ryu, Captain America, Hulk, Chris, and Trish occupy the living room.
Dante: HEY, THERE'S NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE!
Chun-Li rolled her eyes immediately.
Chun-Li: Cook something if you're hungry.
Dante: Umm. I repeat...THERE IS NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE.
Ryu: I eat apples to keep my strength. *throws tennis ball against wall and catches it repeatedly*
Captain America: Apples huh? You're a damn lie. You need meat to stay strong.
Hulk: Hulk agrees. Meat is the greatest source of protein.
Chris: Yeah, I like to eat eggs raw. I mean, I would crack them out of the shell and slurp them down. It would replenish like 15% of my life.
Chun looked at Chris in disgust.
Chun: That is just..nasty...
Trish: Yeah...it really is...
Chris just shrugged as he began to polish his knife.
Dante: You guys are weird. I just want a sandwich...someone needs to go grocery shopping.
Chris: Not me.
JUST THEN...
Deadpool emerged from his room and he sat on a stool near Chun. His silence concerned a few guests.
Captain America stared at Deadpool.
Captain A: Deadpool? Is something wrong?
Deadpool shook his head violently as if having a seizure.
Chris: You look like you watched a whole episode of Jersey Shore.
Dante: Hey, hey, hey. Don't insult Jersey Shore!
Trish: That show is stupid.
Dante: *DMC1 scream* LIES.
Hulk: Deadpool? Hulk is worried!
Deadpool's body was stiff and he coldly pointed down the hallway.
Deadpool: I don't understand life anymore.
Dante squinted.
Dante: Hmm...
Dante looked down the hallway. He then looked back at Chris. Chris nodded, stood up, and followed Dante down the long hallway.
Ryu stopped with his tennis ball and began to follow as well.
Captain: Sooo...Deadpool...what did you see?
The camera panned around Deadpool and he turned around and gave off the Dramatic Chipmunk look, with the music intact.
As soon as Deadpool did that, Iron Man crashed through the ceiling and landed on the couch, exhausted. Hulk jumped up with his fists clenched about to pound the shit out of Tony for scaring him like that.
Trish: What happened Tony?
The billionaire looked at Trish.
Iron Man: My suit overloaded...my stabilizers went negative and I plummeted. I'll pay to get this fixed...
Chun just shook her head. Captain America and Hulk looked at each other. Deadpool just sat there, eyes wider than a deer in headlights.
DOWN THE HALLWAY
Dante, Ryu, and Chris silently tiptoed down the hall. It was a dark hallway and noises were coming from the last room to the left. Morrigan's room.
Ryu: Chris, do you have a...a um...a tool to give us some light?
Dante: A flashlight?
Ryu: Yes!
Dante: What the hell, Ryu...
Ryu: What?
Dante: Have you been living under a rock for the past 30 years?
Ryu: No...is it possible to live under rocks?
Chris: Patrick does it.
Dante: Both of you are idiots. Chris, shine your flashlight.
The flashlight shined down the hallway and illuminated the door. It was shut tight. Dante tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge.
Dante: Holy shit, this door is stubborn. Guys, stand back. Imma kick it down.
Chris: DANTE, NO.
Dante: What?
Chris: Allow me. I learned this from a friend...the Master of Lockpicking.
Ryu: Wow...what a reference.
Dante: ?
Chris picked the door with the finest of ease. He opened the door slightly and peeked inside. He heard a bed shaking, moans, and it smelled like animals.
Chris shut the door silently.
Chris: Holy shit it stinks!
Dante: Quit being a pansy! What's going on in there?
Ryu: Yeah!
Chris: Alright. All three of us go in at the same time. Ready? 1...2...
Chris's hand firmly gripped the door.
Chris: 3!
The trio crashed in through the door and the sight they saw was unlike any they had ever seen. Ryu's eyes went wider than Deadpool's. Dante just sat there with a blank expression and Chris rubbed his eyes and slapped himself a few times.
Amaterasu, Felicia, and Wolverine were having the nastiest threesome ever. Morrigan sat in a chair all the way across the room with her legs crossed, laughing at the three who came crashing in.
Ryu let out the most ungodly cry ever heard.
Ryu: SWEET MOTHER OF HADOUKEN.
Dante: This is one helluva party...and I'm going to uninvite myself. Right now...
Chris: Oh my...is this even possible?
Ryu couldn't take it anymore. He Shoryuken'd himself in the face so hard it knocked him out cold.
Felicia screamed and Wolverine jumped off of her. Amaterasu howled as Wolverine split the ass in two. Wolverine hopped off the bed, refreshed.
Wolverine: That was great. Gotta do it again sometime.
As Wolverine turned around, he saw Dante and Chris. He was naked. Wolverine was infuriated.
Wolverine: HOW LONG WERE YOU STANDING THERE?
Dante: Trust me dude, no longer than we wanted.
Wolverine: GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHh
Felicia: Calm down, Wolvie.
Dante burst out laughing. Chris couldn't help but smile. For being such a rude berserker he sure did have a cute nickname.
Dante: WOLVIE!
Chris: HEY WOLVIE, COME AND LICK MY KITTY LITTER.
As Chris said this, he turned around and patted his ass.
Wolverine turned blood red. Morrigan laughed her ass off and Felicia started crying.
Wolverine: You two are dead.
Wolverine wrapped a towel around his body and his claws emerged. He jumped over the bed and made a blind run at Dante and Chris. Chris grabbed Ryu's leg and dragged him down the hallway.
Dante and Chris ran as fast as they could and eventually made it into the living room.
Hulk, Trish, Chun and Captain America were playing pool. Deadpool and Iron Man were sitting on the couch playing MVC2 on the PS3.
Dante and Chris ran through the living room down the hallway opposite of the one they just came from. Wolverine was hot on their asses.
Hulk just stared.
Hulk: Hulk thinks that...
*Wolverine's towel comes off*
Hulk: ...Hulk thinks that it's his shot...
Captain America nodded.
Dante and Chris made their way down the hallway and ran into the nearest room they could find. Doctor Doom's room. They slammed the door behind them and locked it. They were panting heavily and seconds later a claw pierced through the door, skimming only inches above Chris's head.
Chris: HOLY SHIT.
Dante: What do we do?
Chris pointed to the window near the bed.
Chris: Window?
Dante: Sounds good.
The two made a dash for the window, but they hadn't even noticed two men sitting at a table with cards in their hands.
Super Skrull: Doom, it's over! Dark Magician, FINISH HIM!
Doctor Doom: This isn't MORTAL KOMBAT! ARRRGHHHHHHH!
The two were playing Yu-Gi-Oh and hadn't even noticed Dante and Chris. Or their impaled door.
Super Skrull: Take that DOOM!
Doctor Doom: *knocks table over and throws cards around* I CALL BULLSHIT.
Super Skrull stood.
Super Skrull: BULLSHIT! FOR WHAT! I WON FAIR AND SQAURE!
Doom: EAT MY ASS.
Super Skrull: I don't have to! Mr. Fantastic does that enough!
Doom pointed at Skrull as if he had went too far.
Doom: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, SKRULL.
Skrull: Alright, let's settle this over Magic: The Gathering.
Doom: Bring it, bitch. I spit hot fire.
Skrull: Eat a sack of baby dicks.
The two argued for what seemed like an eternity. Dante and Chris just shrugged as they hopped through the window.
OUTSIDE
Dante and Chris landed safely outside. The sky was dreary and ominous. It was going to rain soon. The wind picked up and thunder boomed in the distance.
Dante: Well...this sucks..
Chris: Yeah...
Dante: I wonder where Wolvie is...? *giggle*
Chris: Hahahaha, probably eating some Kitty Chow.
The two laughed their asses off outside.
LIVING ROOM
Wolverine came storming back in the living room, naked as could be.
Chun: Oh my god, put some clothes on.
Hulk: And shave before you do that...it's like your wearing a wig down there.
Deadpool and Iron Man were watching Pimp My Ride. Deadpool looked back.
Deadpool: I HEAR YA JOLLY GREEN GIANT!
Hulk smiled.
Wolverine stomped over near Hulk and pushed his claws against his torso.
Wolverine: Don't start with me, you oversized green bean.
Hulk turned around and stood over Wolverine. He pushed his pinky finger against Wolverine's head.
Hulk: And what are you going to do if Hulk doesn't stop? You angry chinchilla. Hulk ponders.
Wolverine gnashed his teeth and glared holes into Hulk. Hulk was unfazed however.
Iron Man: Logan. Calm down. Remember what your therapist said.
Wolverine looked over at Tony.
Wolverine: SHUT UP.
Chun: What did those two do to you?
Wolverine: They poked fun at me. I'm going to get them back. I don't know where they ran to, but they better keep one eye open when they sleep.
Chun just sighed.
Deadpool: Well, if they saw what I saw, they wouldn't be making fun of you. They would be praising you. I mean, you boned two-
Wolverine: -SHUT IT, DEADPOOL.
Deadpool: Shutting.
Captain America puts his pool stick down.
Captain: Well, I'm sure you three can work it out Logan. Just don't do anything stupid. We don't want you booted from the game.
Wolverine: They piss me off.
Trish: Well..Dante is like that. He still has that...child side to him.
Chun: All men do.
Deadpool: TELL EM' SISTER.
Chun: I;m talking about you too, Deadpool.
Deadpool does the Dramatic Chipmunk once again.
Wolverine: Bah, whatever. When I see those two, I'm still gonna get em'. But..maybe not as bad.
He looked at Hulk.
Wolverine: My bad Bruce.
Hulk: Hulk accepts apology.
As the two shook hands, Ryu emerged from his coma and sat on a stool in the kitchen. Chun looked over and saw him holding his head.
Chun: Ryu? Are you alright?
Ryu: Unnnghhh...
Wolverine slapped his hand on Ryu's shoulder.
Wolverine: You knocked yourself out, bub.
Ryu: I know...
Morrigan, Felicia, and Amaterasu also emerged from the hallway.
Iron Man: Hmm...from what Deadpool has already said...and from what I gather...I think I know what Logan did..
Trish: Me too.
Hulk: Hulk knows too.
Captain America: Yes. Quite disturbing.
Ryu poured some water in a glass and gulped it down.
Morrigan giggled as she spoke.
Morrigan: Well that was definitely interesting...
Deadpool closed his eyes and rubbed his temples.
Felicia: Wolv-
Wolverine: -FELICIA. DON'T.
Felicia: Oh...sorry, Logan.
Captain America laughed to himself. Hulk did aswell.
JUST THEN...
Doctor Doom and Super Skrull came walking down the hallway, into the living room. Arguing. AGAIN.
Super Skrull: Doom, you cannot defeat me. You may be a genius, but when it comes to card games, you BLOW.
Doom: Shut up..you..you..CUR.
Skrull laughed hysterically at Doom.
Hulk: Hulk confused...
Skrull: I beat his ass at Yugioh. THEN kicked his ass at Magic. He's butthurt.
Doom: YOUR MOTHER.
Skrull: YOURS!
Chun: So many immature men...
Trish: Yep.
Morrigan: I think it's cute.
Felicia: Me too!
Wolverine grunted.
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
Chris and Dante come running in the house.
Wolverine jumped from his stool and stood in their direction. His sadistic grin widened.
Wolverine: Heh heh heh...
Dante: WOLVERINE, STOP. We're not here for any funny business. We have some...news...
Iron Man: News?
Iron Man turned off the TV
Iron Man: Elaborate.
Chris: Well, we talked to Ono.
Hulk: HULK DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Deadpool: Are you shitting me?
Morrigan: Why? What did he say?
Dante: Well..we have two more guests.
Chris: And...we have to do...chores...around the house...
Trish: Hmm...
Dante: Yeah, I heard one of the names. Some guy named Thor.
Hulk: THOR? HULK HAPPY.
Iron Man: THOR!
Deadpool: THAT'S MY BEER BUDDY!
Captain America: ...
Doom: What's up America? Oh yeah, I forgot Thor totally boned your girlfriend.
Skrull: Holy shit, really?
Deadpool: Yeah. And all of the viewers know it. Talk about humiliating. If I had a girl I would equip her with a pimp-collar and keep her under control with my pimp-leash.
Amaterasu was sitting right by Deadpool. Deadpool looked at her and instantly gasped.
Deadpool: NO OFFENSE!
Chris: But that's not all. Ono said...well we have to figure out who does what...TONIGHT.
Felicia: Okay.
Dante: He gave me this hat, with all of these jobs in it. We each have to pick one...
Ryu: Oh my Tatsumaki Senpukyaku...
Everyone looked at Ryu.
Deadpool: Bless you.
Dante: Well...let's get started. We start in three days he told me...
The room gathered around the hat as Dante sat it on the floor.
The guests were almost afraid to touch the hat.
Chris: Who's going first?
Hulk: Hulk goes first.
Deadpool: BE BRAVE, GREEN MAN.
Hulk nods. Hulk reached into the hat and drew a small slip of paper. He examined the words on it.
Hulk: Fix the roof...
As he read this, he looked up and saw the giant hole Iron Man made. He looked over at Tony and Tony just smiled.
Iron Man: Sorry...
Chris: I'll go next.
Chris picked a slip.
Chris: Mow the lawn...
Skrull: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris's face turned pale.
Ryu pointed at Chris.
Ryu: U sick?
Chris shook his head and sat on the couch, disgusted.
Captain America: My turn.
He drew the paper.
Captain America: Paint the walls?
There was an awkward silence in the room.
Captain America: Screw you guys.
Morrigan: Myyyyyy turn!
She drew from the hat.
Morrigan: Hmm...make up the beds...not bad. I guess.
Iron Man drew from the hat.
Iron Man: Holy shit.
Dante: WHAT IS IT?
Ryu smiled. Chun-Li grew curious.
Iron Man: Clean the bathrooms...
Tony slumped on the couch and threw his slip of paper.
Iron Man: FUCK.
Skrull drew his paper.
Skrull: Vacuum? THAT'S EASY!
Doom drew his paper.
Doom: Garbage dispenser...
Skrull: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Doom: Shut up.
Wolverine drew his.
Wolverine: Dusting. Great...
Deadpool: OH GOD XD
Skrull: Wolverine with a featherduster!
Dante: AND AN APRON.
Chris: Oh look! Wolvie's getting attacked by dust bunnies!
Felicia: Hahaha, hey Wolvie! They're making fun of you!
Wolverine's face went blood red again.
Iron Man: Oh boy...
America: Logan. Calm down. Just ignore them. They aren't worth it. You can get them tonight.
Wolverine's anger cooled and he just smiled.
Wolverine: Yeah...tonight. Heh heh heh...
Deadpool drew his.
Deadpool: Water the flowers? YIPPIE!
Felicia drew hers.
Felicia: Clear tables after meals and wash dishes. Is excluded from cooking.
Dante: THAT'S NOT FAIR.
Ryu: Cooking? Oh shit.
Dante: Yeah...uhm..I forgot. We each have to take turns cooking everyday...
Hulk: Hulk can't cook!
Dante just shrugged.
Trish drew hers.
Trish: Mop the floors. Weekly. Awesome.
Dante: NOOOOOOT FAAAAIIIIRRRRRR
Wolverine: Go ahead, Dante. Draw yours.
Dante: NOOOO!
Amaterasu drew hers.
Amaterasu: Hmm...wash the cars. Weekly.
Ryu drew his.
Ryu: LAUNDRY!
Ryu's eyes turned into question marks.
Iron Man: Ryu got the wroooong job...
America: Yep.
Chun: Oh my god...Ryu? Laundry? Those two don't belong in the same sentence.
Ryu broke out into a cold sweat.
Ryu: Oh my Metsu...
Chun drew hers.
Chun: Help wash cars. Weekly.
Doom: Disgusting.
Dante was the last one. He peeked in and there were two more slips. He grabbed one and read it.
Dante: Straighten up the living room and dining room. Not bad!
Chris: Looks like we're all done!
Doom: Yep. We all have our jobs. But...who cooks dinner tonight?
Chun: Dante said we don't have anything...
Dante: We don't!
Wolverine: Hmm...well...maybe we should go out to eat.
Doom: Like where?
Iron Man: Red Lobster?
America: Five Guys?
Hulk: DAVE AND BUSTERS!
Skrull: Maybe we should just like..get something quick. I don't think Ono wants us out long..
Dante: Where's the fun in that?
Deadpool: I say...we go to...SONIC.
Trish: Sonic? Umm..I guess.
Felicia: YEAH.
Ryu: Maybe some Chick-Fil-A.
Chris: It's Sunday.
Ryu: Oh..
Doom: I guess Sonic it is?
Dante: Looks like it.
Trish: Let's go.
Deadpool: I CALL SHOTGUN.
Silence.
Deadpool: IN THE HUMMER.
Doom: So there will be five in the Hummer, five in the Ferrari, and four in the Lexus.
America: Five in the Ferrari?
Doom: Yes. I'm sure Amaterasu can sit on someone's lap.
Amaterasu: ...
Iron Man: Perfect. Me, Amaterasu, Deadpool, Doom and Skrull in the Ferrari. I'm driving, and Deadpool called shotgun.
Amaterasu: I can sit in the middle.
Doom: Are you sure?
Skrull: Well, I'm rubbery, I won't take up that much room.
Dante: Me, Chris, Ryu, Trish, and Chun-Li in the Hummer. I'm driving.
Trish: Shotgun.
Chris: DAMMIT.
Ryu sat there with a confused look on his face.
Chris: The passenger seat, Ryu.
Still confused.
Chris: The seat next to the driver!
Ryu smiled.
Wolverine: So me, Felicia, Hulk, and America in the Lexus? Alright. I'm driving.
Hulk: Hulk too big for Lexus...
America: Don't worry Hulk. You'll fit.
Hulk sighed.
Dante grabbed the keys.
Dante: Alright everybody! LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
As soon as they ran through the door, it started to pour down rain.
Doom: ...How inconvienient.
Deadpool: Mother Nature is a jerk.
Chris: Whatever. Let's go guys.
The roommates crowded in their respective vehicles and began their journey to Sonic's.
-TBC