AN: Hello and welcome to my story. I know that there are a bunch of school flics like this but oh well, if you don't like these then why would you be reading now??? Well, now that, that is out of the way do the disclaimers and such.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto, I do own this idea, and any oc based on a real person or not.

Warning: Well, Hidan's in this so there's swearing.... duh.

I got out of the car and gazed up at the large brick building in front of me. I it was at least three stories tall, I didn't really take the time to count because, 1, I don't care, and 2, my dad was yelling.

"Hurry up," He called trying not to look me in the eye, carrying my bag he turned and headed to the hell-hole that would be my new school.

Around me snow fell softly to the ground, a strong wind blew sending a chill up my spine. Sighing, I stuffed my hands into the pockets on my black hoodie and followed him. The whole car ride here he had been going on and on about how this would be a good thing, how I would be able to start over, start a new chapter in my life. What a load of shit. Above me the building loomed like a big ugly, well, school, and as far as schools go this one was a definite winner of the 'depress-all-the-inhabitants-into-listening-to-you' award. At this moment I wished that when the judge said, New Dawns 'rehabilitation' School for Wayward Teens, or juvie, that my parents would have picked the latter option, it was like in that movie 'Holes' only, I did commit the crime, and I wasn't going to be digging holes.

I walked threw the lobby of the main entrance standing at least five feet behind my dad at all times. We walked into the main office and were told to go directly into the 'Headmaster's' office. Inside the 'office' there was a stunning lack of 'Headmaster'. Sitting in one of the two chairs that are in every principal's office nation wide, I put in my ear buds and started blaring 'I Don't Care' by Apocalyptical and looked around at the simple couture. Before the song had even gotten half way over, a man with bright orange hair came in. He had three metal studs on the side of his nose and two on his bottom lip with a wide array in his ears. I could feel my dad tighten up from behind me, ha, even when he's sending me to a piece of shit like this, I get the final laugh.

"Hello, I am Pein, the Headmaster of this school and I welcome you to our school." He said sternly, motioning for my dad to sit down, "This school is to help, 'rehabilitate', teens of all ages so that they may enter society as mature adults. Your child will go have all the same class of a normal school so that they will not fall behind in their studies while they under go the 'rehabilitation' process." He spoke as if he was reading from a script he had read a million times, he probably had, "If you have any questions please feel free to ask." Pein paused to make sure that we had no questions, and by we, I mean my dad.

Standing up he opened the door as my dad and myself exited. Once in the office my dad handed me my duffle, "I'm sorry about this Sam, it's for your own good." he apologized once again not looking me in the eyes, "Now be good girl." Rolling my eyes at that last statement, I glared at the spot he had been standing in long after the door had closed; looking up I saw Pein waiting for me impatiently at the door.

As we walked down the hall, the 'Headmaster' explained how things work, "Here you will be assigned a group in which you will dorm with. These students will have gone through things similar to your experiences." Oh joy, a bunch of hard-core troublemakers all in the same room, great idea moron.

I answered him with the standard one syllable grunt as he soon led me outside, to another building that was taller than the main building, like at least, 5 stories tall, but once again those same basic two reasons got in my way of counting. Once inside I found out that it was the dorms. All the doors were spread out most likely because they held a few people in each. We walked up the stairs and as it turned out, there were seven floors. You wanna know how I learned this??? I had to climb them all.

"Your dorm is number 713, don't forget it, and you are sharing your dorm with 9 other students." Pein told me before leaving me to stand in the hall like a bloody moron; at least I wouldn't have to worry about his warning, there was only one other door on this floor.

Sighing, I knocked on the door; as waited I heard some yelling then the sound of someone giving up and walking over to answer the door. The door soon opened up to reveal a tall guy a little older than me with dark tan skin and dark messy black hair; he had his mouth covered by a scarf and yellow eyes.

"What do you want?" He not so much as asked as demanded, staring me down with his strange eyes.

"Well according to the 'Headmaster' I am now staying in this dorm, so please, step aside." I said nonchalantly as he raised an eyebrow as he stared at me for a moment. He did eventually move after muttering something along the lines of 'whatever'.

I stepped inside to find what looked like a rather large apartment with the living room connected to the kitchen. On the right side of the living room there were three doors evenly spaced out with two name plates on each with a forth door off to the side. On the left side of the room there was the same thing only with two doors with nameplates and one of the doors only had one plate. I guessed that the to no named doors were bathrooms. Sitting on the sofa in the living room was 2 other guys, one with white hair that was slicked back and violet eyes, the other was a guy with grayish skin and spiked up hair, this one had black eyes and birthmarks that almost looked like gills, they seemed to be watching TV. Sitting at a small coffee table were two more people, one, a guy, had messy red hair and maroon eyes who seemed to be sketching something, the other was a girl with long blond hair in a high ponytail with her bangs covering her left eye, she seemed to be messing with some clay.

"Who the hell is the girl Kakuzu?" the white haired man yelled, I guessed he was the one yelling earlier.

"She's the new room mate." The guy, Kakuzu, answered bluntly before sitting down in the beat-up recliner.

"So you're the new girl, what's your name?" The big guy that looked kinda like a shark asked me.

"Sam." He nodded.

"Well, I'm Kisame, that," he said pointing to the white haired man, "is Hidan, you already met Kakuzu. And the two over there are Sasori and Deidara," he finished pointing at the red head and then the blondie who were now looking up.

"Who was at the door Deidara-sempia??" a childish voice asked from the kitchen as a guy with black hair wearing an orange mask with a black swirl on it stepped out into the living room, Deidara looked like she was going to blow a fuse. "Oh hi!!! You must be the new girl, what's your name??" he asked me once he saw me standing in the doorway.

"She all ready said her name was Sam, moron, un." Deidara yelled in a deep masculine voice looking like the masked kid was going to get strangled, well holy shit, the girl is a guy, a very feminine looking guy, but a guy none the less; I felt myself staring at the boy-girl.

"Why are you staring at Deidara like that?" Kisame asked me.

"I really thought that he was a she." As soon as I uttered those words the room became dead quiet.

"I'M A GUY!!!!" the girly man shouted.

"Well I know that now!!" I yelled back, purposely elongating the word now, I swear that the red headed, Sasori chuckled at this; man this had suddenly become a little more interesting.

AN: We all love jokes on Deidara's gender and it's only in fun. R&R and tell me what you think please.