Karkat BOLTED upright in bed, after an intense dream. then he realized he had a craving. A craving for….. ..,,. THE CUMMIES. He searched all around his room, looking for his… TOP SECRET STASH! But the cummies were nowhere to be found. After 2 hours of intense mourning, Korkat finally gave up. "OH NO." he thought to himself. "HOW WILL I GET MY FUCKGN INBG CUMMIES NOW?" He CRABWALKED all the way to the kitchen, hoping 2 find something to quench his XTREME THRIST… He arrirrved into the kitchen, only to find his one true lover, JOHNATHEN EGGYBERT. Jawn was sitting upon the kitchen counter, a TRICKY smile upon his derpylicious face. Karkat narrowed his eyes in concern. "JOHNNY JOHNNY." "yes peepaw?" the young human asked, staring at karkat with the eyes of an innocent six year old boy. still. THERE WAS SOMETHING AMISS! Karkat narrowed his eyes at john. "EATING CUMMIES?" he asked. "no peepaw!" the boy replied quickly. "TELLING… LIES?" Karkat exclaimed in shock. He couldn't believe his baby bucket would do this to him… "no peepaw!" john reassured him. still, karkat doubted his story. his cummies HAD to be somewhere. "OPEN YOUR MOUTH." he demanded. john slowly unhinged his jaw, letting it slide to the floor. inside his tongue were… KARKAT'S CUMMIES! john stared down at the crab troll sheepishly, and put his jaw back into position. he slowly reaches into his mouth, and retrieves the CUMMIES! he proffers them 2 his lover, with a reverent look upon his face. karkat bursts into tears at the retrieval of his precious cargo, and he and jahn have the HOT YAOI SEX all day.