Playing Games

Summary: Wincest. Well, I'll give you an 'E' for Effort.

Note: Response to challenge from Ieresial "An 'E' for effort". I own absolutely nothing, please don't sue.

"Well," Sam wrinkled his nose and looked sideways at his brother, who was sprawled across his chest. "It was a valiant try."

"Valiant?" Dean shot up from the bed with a 'WTF' look scrawled across his face. "That wasn't valiant…I'm awesome, I. Am. Awesome."

Dean left no room for argument and settled back against the headboard.

"Not that I would dare hazard to puncture that super sized ego of yours-but I did it better than you, dude." Sam grinned; after all, there was nothing wrong with a little healthy competition between brothers.

"Oh! Ho!" Dean snorted, "Now who's got the hu…ge…"

Dean's voice trailed off as Sam's hand slipped under the cover, and caressed the inside of his thigh.

"Sorry," Sam grinned smugly, "I didn't quite catch that."

"Ego." Dean ground his teeth together, cursing his smart ass brother.

Sam looked up at Dean from between his brother's legs. "I give you an 'E' for effort, if it makes you feel any better."

"Bite me." Dean grumbled, pulling away from his brother.

Don't tempt me, Sam thought.

"I give you an 'A' for not getting any." Dean shot at him.

Sam choked back a laugh, sitting back and looking at his brother. Really? Really, this was how it was gonna be?

"It's just a game, Dean." Sam groaned.

Dean held his hand out stubbornly. "Give it to me." He demanded.

Sam gave up, reaching into the bedside drawer and handing Dean the PSP. He supposed now wasn't the time to bring the double entendre to his brother's attention.

"It's just a game." Sam repeated, shaking his head in defeat. "Let it go…please."

"Kiss my ass." Dean grumbled.

"I've been trying." Sam muttered under his breath.

"No friggin' game is going to tell me I'm a crap shot!"

Sam exhaled loudly, leaning back against the headboard; he hoped to God that Dean learned how to cheat really fast, or he wasn't going to ever get laid. Ever again.

It was true, it was painfully true, Sam decided as Dean yelled obscenities at the game, video games sucked and they were nothing like the real thing.