Jaune's Bizarre Realities

AN: Well here's another fanfic that I may or may not drop after i'm bored… Kidding, anyways joining me on this little Journey of mine is… It'z Syndrome!

Syn: HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE!

DX: This glorious bastard agreed to help me write the story, I write the the chapters, he writes the reactions.

Syn: You hear that, I write reactions, it's a thing I do. Among other things. Anywho, I came here because this guy over here said that he needed some help, and I thought to myself, "Hey, I've got some spare time, and I'm bored." So here I am, take it away DX.

DX: Well now that I have control all I have to say is, enjoy this stupid prologue… Oh and we don't own RWBY or JoJo's bizarre adventure, if we did we would abuse our power with stands and shit.

Syn: STANDU POWAR!

It had been a normal day at Beacon Academy, classes were going as normal, people were rather happy, and the sun was out, shining brightly. Currently, team RWBY along with team JNPR was in their dust class, working on a project that was given to them at the beginning of the week.

For the past few days, team RWBY and JNPR had been working together to complete their projects, swapping notes and giving one another a hand when needed. So far, both teams had been succeeding when it came to their projects, team RWBY had decided to see if they could come up with a new Dust type mixing certain dusts together, and since Weiss was the only person among both teams that had the most experience with dust, that was left to her.

Yet, today was different from the rest of the school week, for everytime that Weiss had been mixing dust, a certain blonde swordsman would always try to capture her attention, hell, one of the days that he showed up, he had brought her a rose, he's trying really hard.

But today, he had been rather quiet, as he sat in his seat he seemed uncomfortable, his brows furrowed, his feet crossed, and he was gripping the table so hard that his knuckles turned white. That hadn't escaped Weiss' thoughts, nor the rest of their friends'.

As she continued to mix the dust that was on the table in front of her, she noticed the 'blonde dunce' raise his hand as he bit his lip. He spoke, "Professor, may I please use the restroom?" Really, he had to go take a leak? So dramatic…

Luckily for the Blonde, the Professor gave him permission to go, so with the speed of a bullet he sprinted out of the classroom and rushed his way into the men's bathroom… Pretty sure he went faster than Ruby when she uses her Semblance…

While that was happening, Ruby had used her semblance to speed over next to Weiss, and she screamed into her ear, "Hey Weiss, are you almost done with mixing the dust?" She said as she bumped into her, however, Weiss was surprised by the gothic loli and ended up spilling the dust and it all began to mix.

Weiss had felt this twitching in her nose, it stung, it's almost like she… oh no. She took a deep breath, trying to make sure that she didn't cause an incident, but she couldn't stop herself. "Ah… ah… achoo!" And with that, she let out a sneeze that made the foundations of the school shake, no seriously, the foundation shook. With that sneeze, Weiss and the people around her exploded, and they all felt their grasp of reality fade, well damn.

In a dark room lay the unconscious forms of team RWBY and NPR, all of them lay on a carpeted floor, the carpet's color is baby blue in case you were wondering. The room itself is rather messy, clothing litters the floor and there is an open guitar case on the bed, but the guitar is nowhere to be seen.

The guitar case was not the only thing that sat atop the bed, for there was also small plastic bags of chips and notebooks as well as some shirts, point is, it's pretty damn dirty. Someone needs to pick up around here, and it sure as hell ain't gonna be the unconscious guys laying on the floor.

POV change

I let out a sigh as I take a seat in my black leather executive chair and I place my hand against the side of my head, "What the hell are we gonna do with our new guests?" I ask my roommate, this is gonna end up being a pain in our asses, isn't it?

"How the hell should I know, our job is to watch multiverse not… Whatever that was." I hear my colleague say, and they're right, we're making sure the multiverse doesn't get fucked up, not babysitting.

I let out a groan as I drag my hand down my face, "Well, whatever the fuck they did fucked up the multiverse so badly that it created a tear in their reality, so now we're stuck babysitting them until we can fix said tear and put them back. But now that begs the question, what the hell do we do with them?" I ask, it's not like we can plop them in front of a t.v and say, 'there you go'.

"Hmm… How about we ask her? I mean she has more experience than us when it comes to this job." I hear my friend say, and I feel a shiver crawl up my back, now I really don't mind letting her do the babysitting, but I can't help but think that she will tear my asscheeks off if I ask.

I let out a shaky breath as I place my hand back on the side of my head, "What you want us to do is really dangerous, you know that right?" I ask, I just can't help but feel that she would tear my life a-fucking-sunder.

"… Now that I think about it, yeah we're gonna get our asses kicked… But remember the stash we hid? Yeah i'm not going through that shit again, seriously! I'm pretty sure my arm wasn't supposed to bend that way!" I hear my compatriot say, I still have the scars from that day, those were dark times.

"Well what do you suggest we do, take care of them ourselves?" I ask, I mean, it's not like I don't have free time or anything, I'd just rather not deal with a bunch of naive people who think the world is all sunshine and rainbows.

"That is true…. The naive ones are usually the most annoying ones, but we really don't have any options left, so we'll have to suck it up and ask her for help… But we should wake these guys up first." I hear my roommate say, do we have to wake them up? We could just throw them out, they wouldn't even know they were here.

I let out a sigh, no matter how much I may want to throw them out, my conscious is telling me to not be a dick, and that doesn't happen often, so that means something's up, "Fine, we'll ask the little she-devil for help, the only question left is what we need her help with. Should we have her fix the tears in space and time first, or should we have her babysit them?" I ask, please say the second one, please say the second one, please say the second one.

"Hmm… Considering the damage the tear caused it's going to take some time to repair, even with her powers… So let's just dump these guys and leave the babysitting to her!" Oh thank fuck, and here I thought I was gonna have to do more babysitting than I needed to, dealing with siblings is enough as it is.

"Alright, now let's go wake those fuckers up, I'm tired of them sleeping on our floor and frankly, it's unhygienic. Not for them though, for us, the last thing I need is them stinking up the floor." I say, now I'm not sure if they actually stink, but they sure did piss me off, they have really fucked us over this time.

"Cool… So do we poke them or… Do we kick them?"

I let a smirk make its way onto my face, "I've got a better idea..."

POV Change - DX

Honestly, when my buddy Syn let out that smirk I was worried for the small group on the floor but I gotta admit, this is very therapeutic. "Hehehe, this is gonna be great!" He said with the most sadistic grin i've seen him with since… Ever, you may be wondering, what the hell are we doing to these innocent souls, well…

"You got the bucket ready?" He asked me, I simply nodded and gave him the bucket filled with Ice water, I made a quick prayer and watched.

I watched Syn slowly stalk towards the unconscious people on the floor, and just as he got close enough, "Surprise fuckers!" I heard him say as he made the liquid that was once in the bucket soar through the air and land among the sleeping figures.

Got to admit, these people have really healthy lungs if they can scream that loudly, oh look they're all flopping around like fish! Crap I wish I had my phone with me. Eh whatever i'll just save it in the deepest parts of my memories.

"Rise and shine fuckheads, you've got some introducing to do." Syn said as the group of teens looked around wildly until they finally noticed us. Laughing our asses off, and they don't seem too pleased.

POV Change - That one bastard Syn

Oh, you have no idea how satisfying that was, the ability to just shit all over the people who made my life, and by association, DX's life more difficult because we have to clean up the mess that they had made, seriously, I don't understand how some people can do this job and deal with stuff like this.

As for all the people who were once sleeping, they are now fully awake and drench from head to toe in water, you know, I didn't think about this before, but are we going to have to supply them with clothes? "Hey DX, do we have to supply them with clothes, or should we just do the thing?" I ask my roommate.

"I'm not sharing my fabulous cloaks with them, so do the thing." I hear him say, why did I know he would bring up the cloaks? I let out a sigh as I reach behind me and pull out a small notebook and pencil. I then proceed to write in said notebook, and viola, their clothes are now dry and their expressions are just priceless.

"Where am I?! Who are you?! Whose legs do I have to break?! And where. Are. My. PANCAKES?!" I hear the orange haired one say, great, not only are they naive but they're fucking crazy. And I'm genuinely surprised that they didn't ask about the notebook thing.

I let out a sigh for what must be the tenth time today, this is just gonna be a pain in my ass, isn't it? "Alright, as for your first question, you're in the warp, a place you have no right to be in. As for who I am, DX literally just said my name, pay attention. And as for the whole leg breaking thing, well you can go ahead and cut that shit out, 'cause you ain't touching shit. As for pancakes, that costs money, and I don't feel like paying someone for pancakes. Anymore questions before I go and contemplate suicide?" I ask, if someone asks another stupid question, we aren't gonna have to worry about taking care of them.

I notice one of them raise their hand, she can't be legal, there's just no way. "Uh yeah, why are we here though?" I hear her ask, her silver eyes gleaming with curiosity, huh, I honestly thought that she would be a lot more scared than that. Most people are.

I feel a smirk take its rightful place on my face, "Well little red, you and your friends fucked with the multiverse, so she spat you out and brought you to us. Unfortunately, that means that we have to fix whatever you did and take care of you, thanks for that by the way." I say, I may not sound like it, but I'm fucking fuming. I haven't felt this kind of rage since the little she-devil ate the last of the chocolate, and I was saving those too. Fucking cunt.

"Is there any way to get back to our own… Um, universe?" I hear the mulan look-alike ask, and she has a surprisingly masculine voice… wait, is that a dude? Huh, maybe, I dunno, let's just say it's a dude for the sake of being safe.

Ignoring the fact that dude looks like a lady, I let out a snicker, "Sorry man, but your friends fucked up so bad that they created a tear in reality, so the multiverse did what it could to stop your universe from collapsing and did what it could, your universe is currently in stasis and will stay that way until we fix this tear in reality." I explain, the fabric of reality is very fragile, believe it or not, one fuck up and you'll create a black hole that'll destroy a whole multiverse.

And with that, the entire group begins to stare at little red and her friend in white, oh, so it was them? Tsk tsk tsk, you fucked up kiddies. I quirk a brow towards the two suspects, "Let me guess, 'it was an accident'?" I ask sarcastically.

I see the one in red shuffle a little, probably nerves or something, meanwhile, the one in white seems a little mad, oh boo hoo, I tore reality in my universe apart and now I'm getting blamed for it, life is so unfair, cry me a river.

"Wait… Where's Jaune?" I hear the other redhead ask, the one who is currently showing a lot more skin, also, where's who now? If I can't find Waldo, what makes you think I can find this Jaune fella?

I shrug my shoulders indifferently, "I don't fucking know, and honestly, I don't care all that much either because frankly, I have a multiverse that needs some serious un-fucking. Now then, could you guys properly introduce yourselves before I have a goddamn aneurysm?" I ask impatiently, the only reason I showed up was to wake them up and get names, I don't want to stay here talking to idiots for longer than I have to, I've got work to do.

I see little Red flinch slightly at my words, but manages to put on a smile, don't smile, it makes it harder to be mad at you, "Right, well this my team," She said as she pointed to the white haired girl, "That's Weiss, otherwise known as Ice Queen." She said, to which Weiss rolled her eyes.

"A pleasure." I hear her say sarcastically, hey, you don't want to use sarcasm around me, I eat that shit for breakfast.

She then points to the black haired girl with the bow on her head, "That's Blake, she's kind of a bookworm." I hear little Red say, and that Blake chick doesn't seem too happy about how her main characteristic is 'bookworm'. And did her bow just fall flat?

"Nice to meet you." I hear her say, although it's pretty easy to tell that she forced herself to say that, oh well, it's not like I care. Although, I'm kind of confused as for why her bow seems to have a mind of its own, oh well.

POV change - DX

I could only sigh at Syn's attitude towards the group of strangers, but I really don't blame him for it, then again i'm the calmer one of the group…

"Sorry for my friends' rude behavior he's just in a bad mood today" I bowed apologetically to the group of idi- Er I mean people, yes people.

"Well, I'm not sorry, you've got some nerve to show up here and act like you did no wrong, but I'll admit that I might have been a bit harsh, but I won't apologize." Syn said as he crossed his arms and looked at me expectantly, guess he wants me to talk now.

"As harsh as it sounds, what he's saying is true, messing with reality unintentionally or not is very dangerous for everyone, we don't know who you are but we know where you came from, and all I have to say is, you're lucky the multiverse didn't collapse on itself." I said in a stern voice, never thought that I would have to talk like this in my life, but I guess there's always a time for everything.

"Anyways, it will take some time for us to fix the mess you created so we'll have someone else take care of you in the meantime." I said trying to hide the hint of fear in voice, I really don't want to ask her for any favors but it's the only option we have right now.

I notice the one with the bow raise their hand, "What do you need Ms. Faunus?" I ask, to which her eyes widen slightly, but she continues on.

"How old are you? You can't be older than us. I find it hard to believe that people people who control the 'multiverse' are younger than us." I hear her say

"You are right about that, we are barely older than little red over there, and do not be mistaken we don't "control" the Multiverse, we simply watch over it and repair any damages done to it, the only ones with the power to control the multiverse is…"

"The writers of the Book of Canon… those guys are pretty cool, although they sure did fuck up every now and again. But your caretaker is not gonna be those guys, they have way more important stuff to be doing, instead… She-devil will watch you." I hear my roommate say.

"Speaking of the she-devil…" I heard the door behind me open violently, smashing into a nearby wall, If I die i'll bring Syn with me.

POV Change - Third Person

"What the hell are you idiots doing?" Said a rather high pitched voice, this could only end poorly for everyone involved. The appearance of this person seemed expected by the two watchers of the multiverse, however, they didn't seem too happy about it, in fact, they seemed terrified.

While the group of Huntsmen looked on in confusion, the two multiverse watchers stood still in complete silence, they didn't dare make a move even if they wanted too. Standing in front of the door stood a girl who couldn't be taller than 5 foot 1, she had long white hair and wore a violet dress that had black accents, her eyes were violet, the same color as her dress. Most men would consider her beautiful.

However, her attitude… "You two have got some nerve, standing around as if the multiverse isn't tearing itself apart, what did you two idiots do this time?" She said as she crossed her arms tightly and tilted her head up.

One of the two watchers placed their hands up, he was wearing a normal grey t-shirt and basketball shorts. He had curly brown hair, brown eyes, and only a little bit of facial hair. "But it wasn't our fault! If you want to you at someone then yell at them, we were just doing our jobs!" Yelled the one known as Syn, yep, they're boned.

She began to take slow steps towards the two watchers, "Oh I'm completely aware of what they did, what I want to know is why you didn't fix it the second it happened?" She asked in calm tone, however, underneath that calmness was nothing but ice.

"The tear is abnormally big so it'll take time for us it to fix! It's not our fault! Pleasedon'tbeatmeagaini'magoodboy!" The one in the cloak said, how he managed to speak that quickly, no one knows.

Said watcher then curled up into a ball, he had messy black hair, his eyes being the same color as well, glasses adorned his face whether for style or need only he knew, he wore a long white cloak that covered his entire body so it was hard to make out his body type, not that it mattered to him considering he never seemed to gain or lose weight.

The white haired girl let out a sigh, "Do you have any idea how much this is going to set us back, it's going to take months of work to patch that." She said as she face palmed.

She then looks over towards the group of Beacon students, "I'm sorry you guys had to deal with these idiots and their bullshit, mostly Syn's though, he's got a mouth on him and he doesn't know how to turn it off." Said the white haired girl.

"Go fuck yourself Louise, you know just as well that I do that they shouldn't have fucked with the multiverse." Said Syn.

"U-um, I'm not really sure what we did, but I'm sorry." Said one Ruby Rose, and that had certainly shocked the group of watchers. Her apology sounded genuine, those are hard to come by nowadays.

That apology had left Syn speechless, "Uh, yeah alright, well you saying sorry isn't fixing the tear in reality, but, well, it's whatever I guess." Syn looked away from the group, like a male tsundere but he wouldn't admit it to anyone.

"Y-Yeah! It's fine! No harm done!" DX stuttered out, barely coming out of his traumatized state, he wiped his glasses clean with his cloak as he stood up from his curled up form.

Syn then quirked a brow towards DX, but then shrugged and let out a sigh, "Right, well DX and I have some work to be doing, so Louise, sorry to tell you this but uh, you'restuckbabysittingthekidslater!" He said as he grabbed the arm of his roommate and began to run for the door.

"Sorry for the trouble Louise!" Yelled DX, and like that, they were gone and Louise had already felt a headache coming on, "When I find those two I will make sure that they pay for this" She thought to herself.

"I apologize, those two idiots can't seem to go one second without causing trouble… As you heard from them my name is Louise and I guess I'm technically their superior, I take it that they told you what this place is?" Louise asked as she looked at the group with an expectant gaze.

The only blonde among their group nodded her head, a frown on her face, "Yeah, they did, but they didn't have to so rude about it. What's that Syn guy's problem anyway?" Asked Yang, she seemed very displeased.

"Syn is what you would call a 'Male Tsundere' Just give him some time and he'll be less of a dick than before." Louise answered calmly. The term 'male tsundere' managed to make a few brows rise.

To that, Weiss tilted her head to the side in confusion, "Excuse me, but what exactly is a 'tsundere', I've never heard of a term like that?" She asked, of course she's never heard of it.

"Basically, someone who hates you in beginning but in the end they like you." Louise once again answered.

Nora raised her in question, "Yeah uh, I'm bored, what do you guys do for fun around?" She asked in that same bubbly tone that she's known for.

"You'd be surprised at how many of the universe are comedic in nature." Louise had to admit that some of the universes she's watched in the past were pretty hilarious, though she wouldn't admit it to the idiots that she's stuck with.

To that, Nora lets out a gasp and a huge smile makes its way onto her face, "Can we see one of them, please?" She asked, her hands intertwined with one another.

"Usually that would be impossible, but seeing that you lot will be stuck here for a while then it really leaves me no choice, but i'm not the only one chaperoning you brats!" Louise snapped her fingers causing a blue portal to appear in the ceiling, said portal spat out six people, making another pile of people on the ground.

"Ugh, what the hell, one minute I'm out grabbing a drink, the next I'm… wait, what the hell is this?" Said a certain avian fellow.

"Uncle Qrow!" And with yelled out, Ruby sped towards her favorite Uncle so quickly that if a bullet had feelings, it would be jealous.

Out the the entire group that suddenly fell out of the portal, only one of them was able to land on their feet, and with a mug in hand no less, what a legend, "Good evening students, it seems that you've gotten yourselves wrapped up in another adventure. Now then where are we?" Asked the grey haired man, is he in his late 30's or his 50's?

"Your students fucked with the multiverse, and because of that you're all stuck here." She didn't mention that she was the one who brought them in for the sake of babysitting, well except for Raven, that was an accident...

To this, the grey haired man simply quirked his brow towards his students, but still had this calm aura about him. Ruby had let out a bit of an awkward chuckle, "It's a weird story, Headmaster." She said as she scratched the back of her head.

The blonde woman among the adults let out a cough as she picked herself up, "Well students, you'll have plenty of time to tell us about it later." She said rather sternly.

And her students let out a collective, "Yes Ms. Goodwitch!" Those poor students must be brainwashed or something.

"Yeah, what she said, but for now you're going to shut up, sit down, and watch the multiverse, lord knows I could use a break." Said Louise in a commanding tone, to which the Headmaster simply quirked a brow to, but proceeded to sit among his students and staff… and Raven.

However, the two blondes in the room were eerily quiet, seeming to be in shock, "R-Raven?" Asked the male blonde, seeming both shocked and slightly angry.

The black haired woman, now identified as Raven, seemed unfazed by his existence, "Hello Taiyang, you seem to be doing well for yourself, how have you been?" She asked in a bland tone, seeming uninterested in his response.

While it went unnoticed by Taiyang, Yang caught on, and to say she was mad was an understatement, "That's it… After all this time you don't even bother to care! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Her iliac eyes turned bright red and flames seemed to be surrounding her while her hair flowed wildly.

Despite this, Raven ignored Yang, she didn't care how much her 'daughter' hated her, hell she didn't even think they would ever meet again but here they are, sitting next to each other with the idiot that somehow managed to woo her in the first place was awkwardly sitting behind them.

'Maybe I should have left the Branwen chick in the wild because holy shit does she has family issues' Louise sighed inwardly before ellbowing Yang in her gut, she might have been little but she knows how to get around a fight or two… That and being an omnipotent being for a certain period of time gives you motivation to learn fighting… Neat

"Look, I know you're pissed at your mom because of all the dramatic family crap that's been going on, but you're going to resolve it a later time, last thing I need is those two buffoons to complain about their room being destroyed…" To seal the deal Louise gave a glare that could probably murder Salem herself if it had any potential to kill.

Yang reluctantly sat back down and settled to just glare at her 'mother' who once again just ignored her.

To say that the tension in the room was thick was the understatement of the century, it was so thick that a chainsaw couldn't cut through it. Or rather, it was, until someone cleared their throat, well, someone's looking for attention.

But suddenly, Qrow let out a shiver, as if someone had just told him that the bars he frequents the most are no longer willing to serve him. His eyes widen slightly, a bead of sweat sliding down the back of his neck, "I've felt this feeling before… Winter is coming." He said, his voice low and raspy, his eyes boring into the ground. You know, there's an innuendo in there somewhere.

Among the staff of Beacon, a woman stands up, her hair a stark white color, her eyes mimicking clear ice, her hair in a bun, turns out he was right, and now Winter is here. Out of nowhere, Weiss dashes towards her sister, "Winter!" She screamed excitedly, only to take a chop to the head when she got close, older siblings can be so rude.

"Calm yourself Weiss, can't you see that there are other people here?" She said sternly, her hands placed behind her back, but a nearly invisible smile sat upon her face.

With that, Louise begins clapping loudly, "Finally, now that everyone is aware of who's here, we can get this show on the road," With that, she snaps her fingers and a bright flash blinds the students and staff… and Raven.

Suddenly, they appear in a large room, it's about the size of a small movie theater, all of the students are seated in comfortable chairs, and the screen in front of them takes up the whole wall, it's a pretty big screen. And with a snap from Louise, the screen lights up, "And with that, my vacation begins!"

DX: Not gonna lie we could have finished this faster if we didn't get so distracted with JoJo memes most of the time, wouldn't you agree Syn?

Syn: Huh, what? Sorry, I was looking at JoJo memes. But now that I think about it, we'd probably be done quicker if I hadn't been spamming the Dm's with memes, but who cares amirite, it's all about that meme life.

DX: The sad part is, he's right… Anyways now that we're done with this prologue we can finally work on the reaction itself…! Tomorrow because I am tired! Expect some very cool stand action next chapter!

Syn: STANDU POWAR! Anyways, you've been great San Francisco, Good Night! *Begins to walk behind stage*