Well, I'm bored, and my other story is refusing to upload, so let's see if this one works. It's probably really dumb, so go ahead and flame if you want, okay?
15 Pairings We Shall Never See(Hopefully)
Dobby and Professor McGonagall (After she's just given him a pair of socks)
Harry and Hagrid (After Harry feels the need to apologize after not eating one of Hagrid's rock cakes)
Ginny and Voldemort (She never really got over how so KIND he was to her)
Rita Skeeter and Draco (She wants some juice on Harry)
Professor Trelawney and Hermione (Which proves that she really can't see the future)
Fang and Ginny (He's so cute!)
James and Sirius (Ever wondered why they were so close?)
Professor McGonagall and Hermione (Professor, I need some help on homework...)
Snape and Harry (See me at midnight for detention, Potter...*evil laugh*)
Lily and Dumbledore (It was his eyes....)
Arthur Weasly and Hermione (I always liked Muggles...)
Molly Weasly and Harry (Poor boy, let me offer you some comfort...)
Dudley and Harry (I've always loved you, but the pressure from Mum and Dad was too much!)
Lockhart and Moody (I'll protect you from those big bad monsters, my love...)
Fleur and Hermione (I've alvays liked women wiz ze smarts....)
I apologize for my warped sense of humor, but hey, when you're bored, and you're muses are acting up, this is the result. Some people who have read this for me want a sequel, so let me know. Oh, and if you flame, I really won't take it personally, considering this is really weird anyhow.