prongs: that was a fun Quidditch match.

padfoot: u said it

moony: what? U almost died! TWICE! And u say it was FUN?

prongs: chill Moony. I didn't almost die. I just got hit on the head multiple times.

moony: which caused u to almost fall.

prongs: chill. So, when's the next full moon?

moony: next week, which I am not looking forward to.

padfoot: y not? Running around as animals, while the others sleep peacefully unaware of what's going on around them. What's not fun about it?

moony: oh, I don't know. I guess I would think that TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF ISN'T FUN. I am the werewolf, after all. U guys r just my stupid, risk-taking friends.

Wormy: hey, I'm not stupid!

padfoot: yes u r

Wormy: no I'm not!

moony: Sirius, stop being mean to Wormtail.

prongs: change of subject…Snape sux.

padfoot: ikr? He's just…a spare! No one wants him around. That greasy-haired snake.

prongs: I agree. If he were an animagus like us, he'd be a snake.

padfoot: he IS a greasy-haired snake.

moony: except for the small fact that snakes don't have hair…

Wormy: AWKWARD

padfoot: gosh, wormtail, go away! Ur so annoying!

moony: Sirius, stop being so mean to Wormtail. And Wormy, stop being annoying.

Wormy: y can't I have an awesome nickname like u guys? All I get is wromatail, which is a pretty sucky name compared to padfoot or prongs.

padfoot: bcuz ur tail remind sus of a worm. And ur not as awesome as us, so u don't get an awesome nickname like ours.

moony: can't the two of u ever get along?

padfoot: I don't believe we can.

prongs: how about this: padfoot, stop being mean to wormy. Wormy, stop whining.

Wormy: yes prongs

padfoot: fine. being mean to him is a waste of my time anyway.

prongs: let's talk about something else.

moony: r u guys finished with ur work yet? I am.

padfoot: let's talk about anything but that.

moony: and no, u can't copy off of mine later. Just do it now and get it over with.

prongs: he's right. Let's go to the library and attempt our work and ask him for help if we need it.

padfoot: and if snape just happens to be there…we tease him mercilessly!

moony: or u ignore him and do ur work.

padfoot: that wouldn't be as fun.

moony: clearly I have failed at trying to be a good influence on u.

padfoot: clearly.

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