A little funny oneshot for death note!
Implied MelloxNear.
Matts POV

It was a boring day at Wammys house for me. I already beat all my video games a hundred times.
No wait, one hundred one.
Anyways, the video game stores aren't open on Sundays, and even worse Mello had to finish a project with Near.
Its not like it was his choice to work with Near, but Mello was still determined to get a better grade than Near this quarter.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Maybe I'll go walk around and see if theres anything to do. Maybe I can borrow one of Linda's games... They would be better than nothing.

"Nn.. I-It hurts!" A voice said from outside one of the rooms.

Wait... who said that? And why was it coming out of Mello's room...? And isn't that Near?

"Oh come on, stop being a baby!" Another voice shouted.

Oh my gosh.. I almost jumped a foot in the air when I realized that was Mello's voice.. But.. What the hell was he doing to Near?!

"P-Please.. S-Stop!" Near said in a quivery voice.

"Stop being a wuss! It'll be over before you know it.." Mello replied, cross.

I started to sweat. What on earth was happening in there?! And weren't they supposed to be working on a project?! This is becoming too much... I started to walk towards the door, and started to sweat harder than I did when I had to beat the final boss in Super Mario Galaxy..

"Aaah!" Near shreiked as I opened the door to find Near trembling on the bed, and Mello massaging his lower leg, which was shaking harder than the rest of the albino's body.

"Ah, Matt. What are you doing here?" Mello asked.

"A-Ah.. Its better now.. Thank you." Near said, sighing and wiping sweat off of his forehead. "Oh hello Ma-"

And before he could finish I walked out the door and proceeded to bang my head against the wall in agony.

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In case you didn't know, Near was having a charlie horse, or a very painful muscle spasm in his leg and Mello was helping him.
Mello was helping him, cause they hurt so bad that you wouldn't wish one on your worst enemy, and massaging it helps.

This was sooo fun to write... 8D