A/N: Whooo, it's been a while since I've posted anything on here! Sorry folks, I've been in the process of applying to study abroad for a full year, which, FYI, I'll be be doing in August...YAY! I also had to deal with Midterms and the fact that as a TA (Teacher's Assistant) and as an RA (Research Assistant) I am basically my professor's slave.
Anywho...on a brighter note; my old laptop has been fixed! YAY! Which means some old stories are going to get updated! But for now, to get back into the swing of writing, a drabble of some sorts! Enjoy!
Summary: A bunch of drabbles about the lives of some people, via text messages!
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making any money, it's just for fun, jeez, okay, bye!
Warnings will be posted in each chapter!
Enjoy!
Warning: Language
Vacation
~BigD Has sent out a group Message to the following recipients: Babe, LadyH and RicoSuave~
BigD: Hello my minions; I hope you all aren't busy, we have things to talk about!
LadyH: Did you just call me a minion?! I hope you were talking to the other two you sent this text to.
Babe: I hope he isn't referring to me as his minion, unless he's talking about the cute yellow ones off that movie we saw, right Carlos?
RicoSuave: Babe, don't remind me about that movie; Heidi were you playing with my phone again? Why am I RicoSuave now?
LadyH: It suits you, Carlos, right Stephanie?
Babe: I don't know, I like hung better, Carlos come upstairs and give me your phone, so I can change your name to HungStallion!
RicoSuave: Babe...
BigD: Please, let's get back on track, minions, we need to start planning our annual vacation, so, any places we want to go to?
LadyH: OH! Let's go to Puerto Rico and get fat off that tasty food.
RicoSuave: No, we're not going somewhere just to get fat, you can do that in your bed, I say we go to Aruba, that's a nice spot and all that pristine beach, where I can lay my Babe down and ravish her.
BigD: TMI man! I don't want to hear about that….shit, I say we go tour some of Europe, spring is a good time to tour Holland.
LadyH: No way, we toured Europe last year, let's go to Asia, better yet, let's go to Japan!
RicoSuave: You live there, you're there right now, you just don't want to go anywhere, because you're lazy.
LadyH: I'll have you know, there are parts of Japan that I haven't had the chance to see yet, so stuff it, Rico!
BigD: So it's settled then, Europe for us!
RicoSuave: No, we're going to Aruba
LadyH: Nope, we're going to Puerto Rico!
Babe: How about Disneyworld?!
LadyH: …
BigD: ….
RicoSuave: Do what now?
Babe: Disneyworld, we can stay in a huge suite, and see Mickey Mouse, and ride those cute little tea cup rides and…..FLY IN DUMBO! YES YES LET'S GO TO DISNEYWORLD!
LadyH: WTF, Rico, has she been hit in the head recently by a skip?
Babe: Oh Heidi….if we go to Disneyworld, we can get that package that has a food pass, and all the food and snacks you can eat will be free…
LadyH….Even the funnel cakes and turkey legs…?
Babe: Especially the funnel cakes and turkey legs and the yummy Churros…
LadyH: Well fuck me two ways to Friday: let's go to Disneyworld!
RicoSuave: Now wait, you two, we are too old to be doing that Disneyworld adventure, I say we go to Aruba.
Babe: Oh Carlos, sweetums, there're several things we can do as well, did you know that Disneyworld created a beach just for adults, and you can pay to have your own area of private beach, ut'll be like Aruba, but better because Mickey Mouse will come serving us booze in coconuts!
RicoSuave: …That does sound nice, besides, wherever you want to go, Babe, I'm happy with the choice.
Babe: I love you so much Carlos!
BigD: No way, we are not going to Disneyworld, first off, we are too old, second off, that place sucks and third off I hate giant rats!
LadyH: Oh, Diesel, don't say that, tell you what, if you say yes to Disneyworld then we'll do that thing you like, you know, whipped cream, the handcuffs, the works.
RicoSuave: Did you just bribed your husband with kinky sex?
BigD: Well fuck me two ways to Friday: Let's go to Disneyworld!
LadyH: I did :3
Babe: Good, because we were going to go either way, I used our vacation money to buy the week long ultra-deluxe presidential getaway, we're sleeping in the castle, yay! 8D
BigD: Next year, we're going to fucking Europe.
RicoSuave: No, we're going to Aruba.
LadyH: Is doesn't even matter anymore, now, let's end this train wreck so I can get some food in me, Diesel, let's go out and get Kobe Beef!
Babe: I can't wait to tell Lula that I'm going to Disneyworld, Woohoo!
BigD: Wait a minute, did Stephanie just say she went behind our backs and booked the trip to Disneyworld?!
RicoSuave: She did, your wife is rubbing off on her….
LadyH: ATM, I couldn't be any more prouder of my Stephanie, good girl.
Babe: Thanks Heidi! 8D
RicoSuave: This is going to be one hell of a vacation…
~End of Message~
So, what do you think, nothing too big, it's a light and funny read! Reviews are loved I love your feedback! ;3