It was a gloomy day and Harry was feeling a little horny. He hadn't gotten any since that night with Professor McGonagall which involved 3 things. Harry nude, the Professor nude, and a wand for enlargement. He remembered so clearly yelling to his wand, "Viagrate!". He was feeling the hormones rushing through him, and since he had smoked a bag of pot earlier, he was extremly in the mood for some wild sex. He came across Hermione in the hall and yelled, "Hey Ba-By!".
Hermione muttered, "Crack fiend..."
Harry said, "hey Baby! I thought we'd hook up t'night!"
Hermoine couldn't believe this, although she did crave some good dick and knew about Harry's enlargement spell. So feelin like usin someone, she said, "Well sweetie if you think u can handle me..."
Harry had a little excitement at this and was thinkin, "YEAH!"
Hermione rubbed him up a little and then said, "You got any more of that shit, Harry?"
Harry replied, "Nope i smoked that shit more than your grandma and a donkey and a tree lee fee shee!"
Hermione said, "Uh, you sound pretty fucked up Harry." She knew this was good cause she could get alot out of him. "Lets go!"
"Giee!" Harry said tripping over his own feet.
So , they got back to the common room and just went completly buck wild. Everyone else was at Hogsmeade, and Ron was weed lacing some Ton-Tongue taffy for Harry. Harry loved this rush. Hermione completly stripped Harry and took off her clothes as well. They went up to his four-poster and Harry muttered somethin like "Harrys gonna get some, yeah! Harry's gonna get some, yeah!"
* 3 Hours later
"Oh shit Harry! Fucking goat ass! Wake the FUCK UP!"
"Huh? No Aunt Petunia I dont wanna lick Dudley's ass.." He said drearily.
Hermione decked Harry in the mouth. "SHIT! SHIT woman SHIT!"
"Yeah fuckin-a bitch" Said Hermione. "Anyway Harry, do you realize what just happened?"
"Let me think...oh yeah..."he said sucking in a deep breath "At exactly 10 AM i smoked an extremly large bag of pot and apparently the effects havent worn off yet anyway then i saw you in the hall and we came back up here and we fucked ant it was good should wood could knock on wood." He said strangly as he gasped for air.
"Err...right you fucking crack head...anyway if you tell anyone about this...i mean anyone...i will stick my foot so far up your ass....."
"Um ok Hermione" the realizing the sensation of a foot up the ass might be nice. Then he realized he said that outloud.
"Damn faggot, go to hell" Hermione said and she walked out the door.
Harry then pulled up his floorboard, lit up a joint, took up a nice long drag, and passed out. "What a great day" he said to himself.
THE END
Authors note: you like? i was going for vulgar there i dont know was it vulgar enough? review it for me! -dobby
Hermione muttered, "Crack fiend..."
Harry said, "hey Baby! I thought we'd hook up t'night!"
Hermoine couldn't believe this, although she did crave some good dick and knew about Harry's enlargement spell. So feelin like usin someone, she said, "Well sweetie if you think u can handle me..."
Harry had a little excitement at this and was thinkin, "YEAH!"
Hermione rubbed him up a little and then said, "You got any more of that shit, Harry?"
Harry replied, "Nope i smoked that shit more than your grandma and a donkey and a tree lee fee shee!"
Hermione said, "Uh, you sound pretty fucked up Harry." She knew this was good cause she could get alot out of him. "Lets go!"
"Giee!" Harry said tripping over his own feet.
So , they got back to the common room and just went completly buck wild. Everyone else was at Hogsmeade, and Ron was weed lacing some Ton-Tongue taffy for Harry. Harry loved this rush. Hermione completly stripped Harry and took off her clothes as well. They went up to his four-poster and Harry muttered somethin like "Harrys gonna get some, yeah! Harry's gonna get some, yeah!"
* 3 Hours later
"Oh shit Harry! Fucking goat ass! Wake the FUCK UP!"
"Huh? No Aunt Petunia I dont wanna lick Dudley's ass.." He said drearily.
Hermione decked Harry in the mouth. "SHIT! SHIT woman SHIT!"
"Yeah fuckin-a bitch" Said Hermione. "Anyway Harry, do you realize what just happened?"
"Let me think...oh yeah..."he said sucking in a deep breath "At exactly 10 AM i smoked an extremly large bag of pot and apparently the effects havent worn off yet anyway then i saw you in the hall and we came back up here and we fucked ant it was good should wood could knock on wood." He said strangly as he gasped for air.
"Err...right you fucking crack head...anyway if you tell anyone about this...i mean anyone...i will stick my foot so far up your ass....."
"Um ok Hermione" the realizing the sensation of a foot up the ass might be nice. Then he realized he said that outloud.
"Damn faggot, go to hell" Hermione said and she walked out the door.
Harry then pulled up his floorboard, lit up a joint, took up a nice long drag, and passed out. "What a great day" he said to himself.
Authors note: you like? i was going for vulgar there i dont know was it vulgar enough? review it for me! -dobby