I have to say that this is dedicated to my friend Yane-chan and is the ballad of our big campaign against the Ho-Ho clan (ahem, Hojo&Hollander that is!). We were debating the possibility of a war campaign against the two crazy lunatics, i.e. Hojo and Hollander, and we had just reached the point where we were sharpening our chainsaws/swords/whatever else, as long as it was sharp or harmful enough. Then Yane-chan informed me that the 'hoho' was, seemingly, a Pokemon bird, which gave me this insane idea. /devious chuckle/
Thus I assigned myself as a minstrel and delivered the ballad of this campaign, eeeeexactly as it was.
Disclaimer: I don't own any FF7 character, nor the Pokemons. They belong to their lawful owners, which is a pity, cos if Hojo and Hollander were mine, then they would have died muuuuch earlier!... Mwaha!!
BALLAD OF THE HOHOs!!
(Yane-chan and NoBuddy-else go epic!)
Yane-chan and NoBuddy-else
Go to kill the HoHo clan,
Waving bats, chainsaws and swords:
„Come on, join us everyone!!"
Sephy polishes his blade,
Vinnie merrily loads his gun
„Hurry, Genesis, don't wait!"
Shouts at redhead Yane-chan.
Rude and Reno pound their fists
- Reno's got his EMR too -
Angeal grabs his Buster Axe
Zack and Cloud both yell: „Yuuhuuu!!"
Aerith brandishes her staff
Looking murderously around.
Hearing what is all about,
Others come to join the crowd.
„Wait for us!" calls Gillian.
Behind her's a chick in white.
Vincent gapes, then widely grins:
Lucrecia waves a stalagmite!
Tseng is armed up to his teeth,
Carrying ammo even in socks,
Along come Cid, Barret, Reeve,
Red's tail throws flames as he walks.
Everyone flies, rides, rolls, jumps
Hurrying towards the labs,
Wishing they would be the ones
Catching the white-coated scabs.
The two genius wannabes
Try to sneak out through the back
NoBuddy's bat and Reno's rod
Hit them heavy: THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!!
Grabbed and poked by dozens hands
Prisoners don't even stir.
„Give your orders!", Genesis grins,
„General Sephiroth, Sir!"
Sephy holds Masamune high:
„Listen to me, everyone!
I hereby entrust with this
My brave colonel Yane-chan!"
The whole crowd gathers around.
Waiting orders, stays in tow.
NoBuddy gives them, one by one,
Pies to eat and rocks to throw.
„Kill the HoHos!" they all shout
Stomping feet and shaking fists,
„Squeeze them, shoot them, squelch and cut,
Slice and dice the loony beasts!"
„Here is what I have in mind,"
Yane deviously smiles at cons:
„So if HoHos they are called,
Make them EVIL POKEMONS!!"
Thus, dear kids, listening to this
Before getting to your beds,
This is how hohos were born...
- Or, at least, that's what they said...
/Shrugs narrator scratching head./
Mwaha!!
A/N: Well, I hope you had a little fun reading this silly rant, cos I sure had when I wrote it! /sniggers/
Buhuu, there's what happens when I listen too much of Hampton the Hamster!