Once in a town called spoons there was a girl called tinker bell. who was acctually a shiny vampire named edward. In arizona there was a winey bitch named bob. But her real name was Bella. She went to spoons because nobody wanted her. Edward thought she smelled good so he decided tralalalala I'm going to date her! So he did. then he left cause she was too winey. So she hung out with jacob. Then she fell in love and was all like "I LOVE THEM BOTh!" Jacob was a wolf and he imprinted(found soul mate) on Mitchie the oshum girl who could do the worm arms. So he was all liek "what the fuck you winey bitch?" And she was all sad. Jacob had a friend named Lars. He was a vampire but he didn't sparkle. he fell in love with Mitchie's friend Alice(Not Cullen, My Bestie EclipseTwilightVamp). he changed her and everyone was all hapy. But the shiney vamps were annoying. So Buffy came and killed all the vamps and Bella. But not Lars and Alice because he thought they were oshum, which they were. then Lars and Alice had 10 kids. Named Lillith Charlie, Charolate, Nikki, Bob, Jr., 11, yellowette, rachel and bob 2. Then they were happy. Then Mitchie and Jacob had 3 kids named Shanaynay, Ham and Bob. THE END