This song-fic is dedicated to the dentist from Petshop of Horrors volume 1
Disclaimer- I do not own Petshop of Horrors, if I did I would be female and own many cats
BTW- I know a few of the lyrics aren't logistically correct with the manga but who the hell actually knows all the fricking details for some gal who shows up in just a few panels?
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So you're going to the
dentist up on 53rd and 3rd?
Well, I've heard the stories, so
here's the safeword
It ain't gonna be easy, even if it's just a
cleanin'
Cause you know she loves to see her patients
bleedin'
She'll give your teeth a hack
And she'll give your
head a whack
And then you know that it's too late to go
back!
CHORUS:
She's the dental dominatrix of
Chinatown
She'll let you feel the pain, but she won't go
down
She's the dental dominatrix of Chinatown
No novocain?
Well, then you'll bleed all around
Well, don't ask for drugs
today
Cause she ain't got any there
Don't freak out during
dental work
You ain't going anywhere
This might be weirdest
dentist you'll ever meet
But don't worry, she'll take good care of
you and your teeth
Root canal? Man, you'll be in pain!
I'm just
hopin' that that woman doesn't drive you insane!
CHORUS
Well,
I see you're back
From your gums being attacked
And you don't
look like you've heard
A single word of what I said
Is there
pain in your head?
You're lucky you ain't dead!
But really, you
gotta be more careful where you go
Come on, seriously, her
safeword is NOT no! (Oy vey...)
(Guitar solo)
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There you have it…..applaud if you will…..moan in pain from the horror if you will, I really don't care.