seriesfruits·basket
titlewarning:smoking·causes…
ratedK
warningsnone
bymewling
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"A beautiful day outside, isn't it?"
A pause, but no answer.
"Not feeling talkative, huh? Doesn't really surprise me." He laughs.
bip
"Why are you here?"
"Hey, don't be like that. After I came all the way to see you, too."
More silence.
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Flick
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"You shouldn't smoke, especially in here."
The man laughs again, but this time it's more derisive. "Hypocrite."
bip
"Why are you here?"
"Again? I told you. Of course I'd come see you. Anyway, weren't you lonely?"
"Yes. And now I'm also annoyed. "
bip
"Ouch." His voice is light. "If I had feelings, I'd be hurt."
"If you had feelings, you wouldn't smoke in—gees! Don't blow in my face!"
"Light up- oops, I mean lighten up."
bip
"…you…"
"Hey! That almost hit me! Do you want to start a pillow fight?"
"Oh, grow up. How many decades more do you plan on being an infant?"
bip
"I hope you don't kiss anyone with the point on that tongue. We weren't all born old geezers."
Silence.
"Anyway, you should be glad I came alone, instead of with him."
bip
"…I suppose."
"Although that would have been amusing."
"An interesting euphemism."
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Laughter. "Only to you, my friend."
Another flick.
"Your second already?"
bip
"Yeah. So?"
"I know you'd never let me, but you should—"
"—Oh, not another lecture—"
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"I'm serious! It was you, for years, before I even—"
"Why don't you just let it go!"
"Do I look like I'm in a position to let these things go!"
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CLACK
"Oh! I'm sorry- Sohma Shigure, wasn't it? - visiting hours are over."
"It's okay, I was leaving anyway. Enjoy your lung cancer, Hatori."
"And you yours."
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A/N: I apologise if (a) Shigure was out of character (b) it made no sense (c) it was too obvious (d) The
formatting is strange or (e) I'm too late to say happy New Years!