Does Size Matter?
Warning: This is a slash, which is MALE/MALE pairings.
Rating: M. For language and sex scenes
Characters: Declan Napier/Ringo Brown
Summary: Set in the 2009 Season, around 4 months after Bridget's death. Ringo and Declan chill in front of the TV, until an ad for girls and what they look for in guys, get Ringo wondering if he is big enough in the crotch department... Boy on Boy fun arises...
Spoilers: No.
Notes: Please imagine James Sorenson (the old Declan) in this fic, as I write the stories based around him
Does Size Matter?
"Hey Dec, Panic Room's up next, hurry up!" Ringo shouted to the upstairs living quarters as he grabbed the popcorn from the bench and settled on the sofa.
"Yeah, hang on!" Declan should back. Ringo settled on the sofa, making himself comfortable and waited, his hands reaching into the popcorn to eat. It was the next ad that appeared on screen that made Ringo give his up most attention.
"Are you satisfied with your boyfriend's performance in bed?" Said a sluty chick in her mid 20's, with dirty blond hair.
"Are you tired with his package, find out if it will last, text your partners name, your name and his dick size, and find out the results if your sex life will last, text to" Ringo blushed, and instantly thought of Donna and his sex life. He rubbed his bulge and he began to get hard at the warm rub.
"I'm big, I think?" Ringo muttered to himself, while again rubbing his cock through his jeans. Ringo suddenly moved his hand away as Declan came back downstairs.
"Love, blocked night in, no parents, no chicks just us mates, some playstation, a little horror fics, maybe some porn!" Declan said sniggering and hitting, Ringo on the shoulder.
"Yeah" Ringo only replied, still having the ad replaying in his mind.
"You ok dude?" Declan asked, reaching forward and grabbing a hand full of popcorn.
"No, um, not to sound to weird, but do you think size matters?" Declan looked back blankly.
"Size?" he asked his best mate. Ringo sighed at Declan's lack of ability to put two and two together.
"You know" he said, as he turned to face Dec, and grasping onto his hard member.
"Oh, dude your hard?" Declan exclaimed, looking at Ringo' crotch.
"Yeah, I figured that Dec, no, do you think our sizes matter, you know to girls?" Ringo said, the ad had clearly knocked his self confidence into the toilet.
"I don't know, It really shouldn't matter" Declan said confused. Ringo nodded this off, only more worried.
"What' brought this on anyway, you and Donna are fine aren't you?" Declan continued.
"Yeah, were ok, it's just, this ad, it asked if your boyfriend is well, big, and satisfying" Ringo said trailing off. Declan only looked on, and began to burst out in laughing fits.
"Fuck you!" Ringo sneered, turning to face the TV, the move was already 5 minutes into the opening.
"Dude, I'm only playing, don't listen to the ad, you and Donna are fine, and besides, from what I can tell, your big" Declan said, trying to give his mate his masculinity back. Ringo turned to face him, a little shocked at his words.
"Yeah, I guess, well at least I'm bigger than you!" Ringo said smirking and turning back round to face the TV. Declan looked up.
"What, no, I'm huge, way bigger than your little nugget" Declan declared.
"Well that time in the change rooms you weren't so big!" Ringo laughed turning back round to face an outraged Dec.
"When?"
"During the swimming tryouts, your tiny due, well compared to me anyhow" Dec got angry and grabbed the nearest cushion, and threw it at Ringo, who ducked and laughed.
"Ringo that was 2 years ago, we've all grown" Declan roared in embarrassment.
"Prove it" Ringo said still laughing.
"Fine" Declan said quietly, he got up and undid his pants, and was about to pull his jocks down, when Ringo stopped laughing.
"Wow, dude, I'm kidding, it was only a joke" But too late, Declan pulled his briefs all the way down. His cock was 5 inches flaccid, but Declan was ready to prove he was a truly big boy, and the Ramsay Street hunk.
"No way brownie, I'm gonna prove my point, and show you!' Declan declared, grasping his cock and beginning to jerk it off, in front of his best mate, who was only too happy to watch.
TBC