A/N: This fanfiction is co-written with a friend.
Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC
Haruhi POV
Karou and Hikaru finally got me to try on one of their mother's bikini designs. And naturally, since according to them I'm 'flat chested,' they had me put on the girliest ruffly pink bikini their mother has ever made. I mean why are they even looking at my chest anyway. They are such perverts. One of these days I'm going to murder them.
I look in the mirror and see just how girly I look in my bikini and try not vomit. I mean seriously couldn't I have just worn swim trunks and a swim shirt. Well, if I'm in here too long Karou and Hikaru will come in and drag me out regardless of whether or not I'm dressed. So, I grab the closest towel and wrap it around myself. I start towards the door terrified of what the twins would say.
I take a deep breath, steeling myself, before stepping outside. The moment I step outside, Karou grabs me and drags me behind a tree. Karou grabs the towel, spinning me towards Hikaru, who dips me romantically when he catches me.
"You look beautiful Haruhi," they say in unison.
"Whatever," I say, rolling my eyes.
So, maybe I liked the compliment, but I wasn't going to tell them that.
"Come on," I say, pushing Hikaru off of me. "You don't honestly mean that."
"We do too Haruhi," says Karou.
"Exactly," says Hikaru.
Then he promptly scoops me back up and holds me bridal style.
"Hey, Karou?" he asks.
"What Hikaru?"
"Shouldn't we have Haruhi show off her bathing suit to everybody?"
"Yeah she totally should," Karou replies, smirking.
Then, without further ado, Hikaru starts running towards the pool. Without a second thought Karou follows behind him, and helps with yet another of Hikaru's dastardly deeds. They each grab a half of my body and throw me into the pool. Right on top of Tamaki senpai!
"Hey!" he shouted. "What the heck!"
"Sorry senpai!" I exclaim.
"It's not your fault Haruhi sweetie. It's the those devil twins' fault. You two idiots get over here!" Tamaki yelled.
"We're here boss. By the way what do you think of Haruhi's bathing suit," they said, the sly bastards.
Tamaki looks me up and down before screaming, "Daddy says no! My darling little girl Haruhi should not be wearing such inappropriate swimwear!"
"Oh, it's a bikini, how scandalous," I say, my voice dripping with sarcasm.
"You need to change right now Haruhi! No arguing!" he exclaims.
"But, it's my body, I'll do what I want with it Tamaki," I snap back. I honestly don't know why, but I felt like I needed to defend the bathing suit the twins gave me.
"Did you just talk back to me? And, that's Daddy to you. I knew I shouldn't have let those devil twins hang around you so much, they're such bad influences!" he screeched.
"It's not the twin's fault that I'm a female and that I wanted to wear a bikini!" I scream. That may not have been strictly true, but Tamaki didn't need to know that.
"That's it! Mommy! It's your family's resort! Tell her that her bikini isn't appropriate attire!" Tamaki yelled loudly.
"Very well. Haruhi, I suggest you leave the pool area and wait until the regret kicks in to apologize to Tamaki," Kyoya says.
"Ok then, bye I guess," I say before turning and stalking away. I'm nearly back up to the main building before the twins catch back up to me.
"Sorry about back there, we had no idea he'd react like that," says Karou.
"And, thanks for sticking up for us back there," adds Hikaru.
"It's no problem. I just did what you guys would do for me. Besides, the bikini had actually grown on me," I reply.
"You're so sweet. We didn't realize there was someone this sweet alive until we met you," they say in unison.
"Please, don't try and pull that bullshit on me. I haven't forgotten how you pointed out my bikini to Tamaki. If you hadn't pointed it out, he might not have noticed it, and if he did it wouldn't have been right away. That being said, I could be persuaded to forgive you," I say, not unkindly.
"We're really, really sorry Haruhi," says Hikaru.
"Yeah we're really sorry," Karou adds.
"I guess I can forgive you for now," I conceed.
"While we have your attention, we need to ask you something," they say, seriously.
"It's actually something we were going to ask you earlier," Karou says.
"But we were so dumbstruck by your beauty, that we lost our nerve," Hikaru continues.
"Really? You were dumbstruck by my 'beauty' were you. Wow. Just wow," I say, my manner teasing.
"Haruhi, please don't take this as a joke, we're being serious," they say, angrily.
"I'm sorry, please continue," I say, apologetic.
"Haruhi, will you be our girlfriend?" they ask, seriously.
"Both of you?" I gasp out in shock.
"Yes, both of us," says Hikaru.
"Please say yes, we spent three hours giving each other a pep talk just to be able to do this," Karou adds.
"Can I have a minute to process this?" I ask quietly.
"Sure take as long as you need," they both say so sweetly.
I can't believe this! The two guys I have a crush asking me to date them. This is a dream come true. I know I always pretend not to get the draw of their 'twincest' as most people call it, but I honestly find it adorable. Pull yourself together Haruhi, you still have to answer them.
"Yes, I will date the both of you," I say, simply.
"Score!" they yell, before enveloping me in a hug.
Oh shit! How am I going to tell Tamaki!
A/N: I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Please review, it helps me to want to write more.