Okay, so I said I was gonna upload this when Just Fanny's Luck finished, but I couldn't wait. Some part of me thought that I may never upload all my other fanfics I've been working on, so like... might as well now lmao. Hope you enjoy this, it's mainly humour which I barely do.

*I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door*

"Nigel, stop freaking out."

Nigel Uno was pacing around his living room in total fright, his fiance, Rachel McKenzie, sitting on the couch trying to make him feel better. That's the thing, she was trying… and it wasn't working.

"I can't Rach, they'll be here any minute." Nigel said nervously.

"Look, they'll understand. But babe, you didn't even tell me who you chose." Rachel said, her arms crossed in front of her chest.

"That's the issue here." Nigel muttered, still pacing around the room.

"Huh?" Rachel asked in confusion. Yet her voice was overcome by the sound of the doorbell.

"Holy shit, they're here!" Nigel squeaked.

"Well if you aren't getting the door, I might as well." Rachel shrugged, getting up from the couch.

"Don't!" Nigel blurted.

Rachel turned around and placed her hand on her hips. "Why not?"

"Because I'm not ready." Nigel replied.

"We can't keep them waiting!" Rachel retorted.

"Yes we can, we can pretend we aren't home. Or that we left town, the state, the country, heck, Rachel we're leaving the continent. No, we're going to mars babe! Go grab our space suits!" Nigel exclaimed, his arms up in the air.

"You sound like a lunatic." Rachel said.

"A lunatic that you're marrying." Nigel stated grinning.

"Unfortunately." Rachel muttered.

"Hey!" Nigel wailed.

"You know I'm joking Nigel." Rachel said, rolling her eyes from her obvious statement.

The doorbell rang again. Rachel walked up to the door and opened it. Standing there was Wallabee Beetles and Hoagie Gilligan.

"Hey, Rachel." the two said in unison.

"Hey, guys." Rachel greeted.

"No!" Nigel screamed.

He ran to the door at an instant and slammed it on the two.

Rachel only stared at him in annoyance. "Nigel, you're seriously going crazy!" Rachel snapped, rubbing her temples. "They need to know some time!"

"Okay, okay. I can do this. I. Can. Do. This. I cannot do this. What was I thinking? This is going to go fucking terrible! Rachel, I'm not going to have a best man. I can't-"

SMACK!

"Pull yourself together soldier!" Rachel yelled. "You've been freaking out since this morning, I'm tired. Just do it, and do it now!"

Nigel held onto his right cheek, which was awfully red. "Ow!" Nigel whined.

"I'm sorry babe, but you wouldn't shut up so my instincts made me do that." Rachel explained.

She lifted up her hand, removing Nigel's from his sore cheek, and placed a light kiss on it.

"Better?" Rachel asked.

"Definitely." Nigel replied dazed.

"Good, now you open that door and tell them." Rachel instructed.

Nigel only sighed, opening the door for the two again.

"Wot was that for?" Wally asked.

"Yeah, I already got the slam on the door once today. I didn't need it again!" Hoagie whined.

Rachel and Nigel stared at Hoagie blankly. "Oh, I accidentally walked in on Wally and Kuki doing… you know." Hoagie grinned, a light blush creeping over Wally's face.

Wally nudged him on his arms with his elbow annoyingly as Hoagie let out a tiny yelp of pain.

"Forget that. Why are we here?" Wally questioned.

The attention was now on Nigel, who was sweating nervously. Nigel began creeping away, only to feel a yank at the back of his shirt from Rachel.

"Uh-uh, you are going to tell them." Rachel said, dragging him back to the two. "Now talk."

"You know how Rachel and I are getting married, right?" Nigel started.

"No, really! I never knew, why didn't you tell us?!" Hoagie responded sarcastically.

"Stop with the sarcasm!" Nigel eye rolled. "You see, erm, there's only one thing we haven't done yet. Well, more like I haven't done yet." Nigel continued.

"And that is?" Wally pestered.

"Ineedtochoosemybestman." Nigel whispered lightly.

Wally and Hoagie gave Nigel a dumbfounded expression.

"Nigel, raise your voice and repeat what you said." Rachel commanded.

"I need to choose my best man." Nigel stated, still in a quiet tone.

"Come again?" Hoagie asked.

"I NEED TO CHOOSE MY BEST MAN!" Nigel yelled.

Wally and Hoagie looked at each other, then turned back to Nigel.

"Well it's obviously me, right?" the two said in unison.

They faced back to each other, in fury.

"What? I've known Nigel since kindergarten!" Hoagie explained.

"But I'm his best friend!" Wally snapped.

"So am I, you didn't even have a best man!" Hoagie hissed.

"That's cause me and Kooks eloped in Vegas!" Wally retorted.

"The least you could've did was called one of us." Hoagie muttered.

"Well you did the same goddamn thing in Paris! Eloping without any of us!" Wally snapped.

"But Abby and I didn't plan it. It just happened on it's own! Unlike you guys who were actually secretly planning it behind our backs." Hoagie retaliated.

"We wanted a private wedding of just us!" Wally yelled.

The two looked away from each other and back at Nigel. "Who are you choosing?!" the two asked in unison.

"That's the problem here. I-I may or may n-not, h-haven't chosen a-anyone." Nigel stammered, looking down and fiddling around with his fingers.

"WHAT?!" the three yelled in unison.

"Nigel, our wedding is in two weeks!" Rachel stated.

"Honey, I know. Which is why, I'm letting you guys decide." Nigel explained.

"Okay, I've decided it's going to be me." Hoagie stated, pointing to himself.

Wally scoffed loudly. "No, me."

"No, me."

"No, me."

"No, ME."

"NO, ME!"

"ZIP IT!" Nigel yelled. "You guys have two weeks to decide. And both of you have to agree, if not neither of you will be it, and I'll just choose… Patton or Bartie."

"Really?! They were each other's best mans, wouldn't you be left out?" Hoagie asked.

"It doesn't matter right now, just choose. And goodnight." And with that, Nigel slammed the door on the two again, locking it and walking off.

"Nigel, seriously?! This is going to go terrible!" Rachel said, following after him.

"I know, but I'm not deciding it at least." Nigel groaned. "But trust me sweetie, they'll decide."

Little did Nigel know, an extreme war had just begun.

That's it so far! I had this idea after watching Bride Wars for the millionth time, it seemed really funny. Anyways, go review and I'll continue.