I don't own FMP or it's characters, just my little ficlet here, hehe.
This is my first ever FMP fic, so go easy on me, OKies?
Sousuke invited Kaname to come over to his place one day. He wanted to bombshell her with a special gift. So special, that he came up with it all on his own.
There was a rap at the door. Dink Dink Blogg.
"Come in Kaname."
The door unbolted, but it wasn't who it was souposed to be.
"Hey, would you like some ice cream and TV dinners?"
It was the Swan man. Damn him and his inopportune timing. I never liked his kind.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave or I will be forced to use force," he said vehemently.
"But, sir, you look like you could use some TV dinners. You don't look like the person to cook your own meals," he responded begrudgingly, a little scared by the situation now.
"This here is a .45 magnum. The most powerful hand gun in the world. It could blow your head clean off. Now you have to ask yourself one question. Do you fell lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
His point was well made, the Swan man left and was even so kind as to drop his TV diners.
"More food to eat when Kaname ain't cooking."
He picked up a meal and popped it in the stove. Then he heard another rap at the door.
Ta-ta-tat ta-ta-tat chink.
'What the hell kinda knock is that', Souskue thought to himself.
"I do not want anymore food. Unless you are a certain blue-haired girl, please evacuate my domicile entry way, your blocking a strategic emplacement."
"Shut up, Sousuke." It was the blue-haired girl after all, and she sounded qualm.
"Oh, hello Chidori. Welcome. I have a special gift for you."
"Oh how sweet of you. I know that it's our sixth month anniversary, but you didn't have to go out and get anything special."
"Just open it, please. I have been waiting to see your reaction for a while now."
The gift was in a shinny black bag with red tissue paper surrounding the gift. Kaname reached into the bag, smiling. When she pulled her hand out, she was holding a pair of cammo undies.
"Uhhh, Sousuke...what the hell is this?" She was obviously a little mad with the gift.
"They're camouflage panties."
"I see that... but why would you think that I would want something like this?"
"They're in case you're being hunted down in a jungle or forest."
"Sousuke, you're such an idiot."
"Well, you always end up taking your civilian garb off for one reason or another, so I figured –".
FLICK! Kaname reached for the nearest object and bashed Sousuke's face in.
Sousuke merely shook it off. "And what was that for..."
YAWP! She smacked him again. And that's for whatever stupid thing you do next.
"Would you like to sit down and have a TV dinner? I got one in the middle of its food preparation stages. I was just about to sit down for some Boy Meets World reruns," said Sousuke.
SWAN MAN!