A/N:Hi guys, Scottie here. I had random inspiration today, and I had to write this story, so… ENJOY!

"Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom"
"Oh my gosh, SHUT UP!" Otto yelled pointlessly while trying to make some earplugs with whatever he could find. Laura ran into his and Wing's room.
"Aye, it's no better in here." She yelled with a sigh. "Why is HIVEmind being so weird?" Otto shrugged, and the door slid open to reveal Wing standing there, fingers in ears, frowning.
"So it is not the work of you two making this?" They shook their heads.
"Maybe HIVEmind got a virus?" Laura suggested. Otto's eyes widened.
"If he does, all hell will break loose." Just as that was said, the music shut off. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, until,
"Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean, Causing a Commotion, Cuz they are so awesome, Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean, Pretty big and pretty White, They beat a polarbear in a fight, Like an underwater Unicorn, They got a kickass facial horn, They're the Jedi's of the sea, They stop Cthuly eating ye!"

"No, no, NO!" Shelby walked in. "Please NO!" It stopped again. "Well, thank goodness for that." They waited a minute. Still nothing until,
" Leave Britney Alone Please…. ! Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.! Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now. LEAVE HER ALONE!"

When that ended, there was a deep laugh echoing throughout the school.
"Did HIVEmind just… laugh?" Otto cracked up laughing.
"I think… he did!" Otto gasped while killing himself laughing.
"A leoplurodon! A magical leoplurodon! It'll show us the way. Yeah, the way to candy mountain."

"HIVEmind's watching Charlie the Unicorn now?" The four burst out laughing, until…

"Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean, Causing a Commotion, Cuz they are so awesome, Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean, Pretty big and pretty White, They beat a polarbear in a fight, Like an underwater Unicorn, They got a kickass facial horn, They're the Jedi's of the sea, They stop Cthuly eating ye!"
"NOOOOOO!" Shelby shrieked…