A/N: Yeah. I'll upload short drabbles (don't know about that yet) and texting fics on here. Clearly they'll be about Klaine &/or CrissColfer. I'll see what I can do XD Sorry if there's some bad grammar :D But I think you'll understand everything ^^ ENJOY :D

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Kurtie? -B

Blainers? -K

Have you seen my pink bow tie? -B

I put all your bow ties in your drawer, baby. -K

But the pink one isn't there...-B

I didn't even know you got a pink one. -K

Kuuuuuurt. You need to come over and help me find it! -B

Blaine, I'm studying for my exam right now. -K

Pleeeeeeease...*puppy dog eyes* -B

Can't you just wear another one? -K

No! I want my pink one. -B

But I can't come over right now, honey. -K

… :( -B

Blaine. -K

… :( -B

Damnit, Blaine. -K

… :( -B

Okay you win. I'm on my way. -K

Yay! :) -B

...

Kurt? -B

Yes, Blaine? -K

Are you mad? -B

Blaine why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you! -K

...

Now I'm mad. -K

Why did you leave? :( -B

Because I'm mad. -K

Why? -B

Because you wanted me to help you search for you stupid bow tie and I could've studied in the time I helped you, just to find this freaking bow tie lying under your bed! Why was it /under/ your bed? -K

I'm sorry, Kurt. Please don't be mad... :( I don't know how it got there...-B

Just let me study the next time. -K

I'm sorry. -B

It's okay now. But if I don't pass this stupid test...-K

What's then? -B

I'll think of something to punish you. -K

Mmm, I could live with that. ;) -B

Blaine Devon Anderson. I didn't mean it the way you thought I did. It's exactly the opposite. -K

Wait. Does that mean we're not going to have sex anymore? -B

Exactly. -K

Aw! That's not fair, Kurt! -B

Poor Blainey. -K

Kurt you don't understand! I'll have to cheat on you with my right hand! -B

Have fun with your hand then. ;) -K

No, no, no. Please. You can't do that to me, Kurt! -B

I can't? Ooh, you'll see honey. -K

You're so evil! :( -B

Muhahahaha. -K

… -B

Not that again, Blaine. -K

I hate you. -B

I love you, too. -K