Am I the favorite character in the minds of the fangirls?
Non, their judgment is not good!
They like the cute or the funny characters
Not "creepy perverts", non, it's just not right!
You cannot possibly love a perv!
But mon amour, it's not fair!
I'm not a pervert,
Or a pedo or a creeper.
I'm just an ordinary country
I've had a tough life!
Did I ever tell you about the Reign of Terror?
Or did I care to mention the Paris Uprisings,
The blood-stained path to a republic?
I was not sexually harassing the other countries.
I was crying at the sight of French blood
Innocent bodies lying in the streets,
Innocent victims without their heads
Because the people wanted to speak their minds; they wanted to change.
As for the Terror, my people were scared to the point of decisions I take no pride in.
The Revolution as a whole was not a pretty sight.
Non, it was bloody as well, and many lost their lives fighting
For what they believed in.
My country was a monarchy, an empire, a republic, interchangeably.
People have starved on my streets.
People have struggled like they do in all the other countries.
And now, France is free.
People are open-minded in France.
They can love whomever they like.
Can you say that about your country?
True, you may, but nobody loves like the French.
You are not open-minded when you say that I am a rapist
And that everyone from my country is also a rapist!
Love should not be forced on another,
And sex is the ultimate expression of mutual romantic desire.
I stick firmly to that belief, which means that I cannot possibly be a rapist!
You haven't had as much struggles as me
And my struggles have made my country stronger
And more free.
My mind cannot accept your ignorance towards my country.
Au revoir, go live your life
And don't forget what you have read here today.