An Unlikely Proposal
"Sakura-chan, you should marry me. No one else is going to put up with your pummeling. It's the only logical thing."
Sakura smirked at Naruto's self-assured tone.
"Perhaps it has escaped your notice, baka but you are the only one I "pummel" on a regular basis. So, logically, you are the last person I should marry."
Naruto cackled.
"That's exactly where you're wrong Sakura-chan! See, after marriage, wives have this irresistible urge to inflict bodily harm upon their husbands. Given your short temper and crazy inhuman strength, marrying you is positively suicidal. Only a fool or a masochist would be willing to do it. Luckily for you, I happen to be both!"
Sakura's eyes narrowed at this apparently airtight reasoning.
"Let me get this straight. I ought to marry you because I'm too violent for anyone else?"
Naruto nodded gleefully.
"Ah."
Seconds later Naruto found himself sporting a beautiful plum coloured bruise.
One year later they got married in a lovely ceremony under plum trees.