Heya-ho guyos! It's-a me! MariO...I mean it's-a me, Nina because who else? *sighs* Why? Why you no let me my fun, hmm? What? OOOOH! You came here for my first story!

Well...

TOO FRICKIN' BAD! I'M NOT DONE AND YOU NEED TO BE PATIENT- *inhales* M O M ! Get outta mah laboratory! (i mean shed, i live in a shed on a hill. come at me.)

No wait. Please don't go...yet. Trust me, this is only the beginning of whatever this is. Hmm? What is Clinking Bottles?

WELL! Lemme tell you some'm:

*deeply inhales* its a probably super dooper long story in an undertale au of how the heck i was created and stuff and i meet lotsa people i never met before and its super dooper cool and there may (or may not be) gay parts involved and i think i said too much here so i'mma gonna go b-bye bye

(don't worry it's only been in production for like a year now, it's coming. hold your glasses of milk AND DON'T DROP 'EM!)


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But for real though, on a serious note, I'm really try'na work hard at this. Making this story (plus one other backstory, but you won't here from that later) is a hobby, but it's hard to find time because I'm busy with school and shish, so even if you care or not, you gotta wait.

I'm gonna release each chapter in its final state one by one and not all at once. It'll be easier for me and less a hassle. So, the story/novel is gonna be put out like Author's Chapter (this one) then Prologue, and then chapters 1, 2, 3, etc. etc. Ya'll still here? I can't hear or see you but I'll only assume you kept reading.

Now, I can finally leave. I'll be back soon with the finalized Prologue. Until then, HOLD YOUR FACKIN' GLASS OF MILK BEFORE I-

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As of March 17, 2019, this chapter will be deleted after most of the chapters are released.

So read this while you can.

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