April 17th
Dear Journal person.....
Had fun today. Carlisle says it would be good for us to write things down now that I'm part of this family. That Rosalie girl keeps looking at me funny. She's pretty. Anyway I'm hungry gonna go get me some mountain lion.
Peace,
Emmett
April 23rd
Dear Diary,
Emmett is cute, but not as good looking as me. He's not too bright either which is perfect for me. And since Mr. Sparkle McMindreader is obviously homosexual, I mean who wouldn't want this? Then he's the only choice left open to me.
Rosalie
April 29th
Dear Jerald (name I came up with for you)
I KILLED A BEAR!!!!!!!!! that is all.
Emmett
May 12th
Dear Diary,
Emmett refuses to eat anything but bears. Grizzly, Polar, Panda! He goes for them all. I saw him eat a panda bear with some soy sauce the other day? Aren't they endangered? Are they really even bears? They seem more like Racoons or platypus or something.
Rosalie
May 20th
Dear Jarvis (didnt like the last name)
I KILLED ANOTHER BEAR!!!!!!!! Kept the hands this time going to try to make gloves out of them so I can kill things with my BEAR HANDS!!!!!!
Emmett
June 6th
Bear hands are successful. For two reasons. They look cool while I kill bears, and Rosalie disapproves. Today is a good day.
Emmett
