Title:My Biggest Mistake
By:Cerulean Shadow
Summary:Sort of Meowth's point of view of when he took his cousin stantler hunting. Thanks to Comedy Central, this was a success.
Just when I thought I done the stupidest ting a cat could do, I surpassed it. I took my cousin, Missy, stantler huntin'. Big Mistake.I should have known there was gonna be trouble.We're walkin' on da side of da highway and we were passing these stantler crossing signs. Now my cousin was the smartest kitten I ever met in my life. She litarally said," Why do they put those out there? Stantler can't read."
"No, but they do reconize pictures of themselves." Let me set the scene for ya, I got on camoflauge pants, got on a camoflauge jacket, got camoflauge paint on my face. I have got a 1997 30 ot six with a lazer scope. She, is in a yellow jogging suit, white tennis shoes, and brought a small poise (purse). I'm gonna get a stantler, she's gonna take it shoppin'. Now let me clarify somethin' for ya, I study stantler. I know for a fact that there are over 60 types of stantler on this great Eoith of ours. One of 'em's called da Mutjack. It's somewhere around the dark woods it stands 20 feet high at the shoulders, it has no antlers, and when it's scared it gets real scitish. Where I'm from thats a poodle.
I know there are basically three ways to hunt a stantler. You can do da stalk,thats where you get on your feet and you walk up on that stantler of your choice. There is da stand hunt, thats where you sit up on a tree and you wait for it to walk under it. There's da drive hunt, that's where you hit the stantler with your truck. For you hunters taking notes, da third one's the easiest. So me and Missy were up at da stantler stand, you hunters out there, you know what I'm talkin' about, It's da poifect time of day. It's still morning, it's dark, it's cold, you're making steam with your breath. Off in the distance, a doduo gobbles as it wakes up for the morning. In the distance, a pikachu scampers through the dead leaves; I't da poifect, time, of day.
It's quiet.....
......Kinda.
Cause in da darkness I keep hearing
this:
"......................What are we
doing?"
"...We're uh... we're waitin' for
da stantler to show up okay? Shhhh...."
"................................What
time do they show up?"
"..........Uh....I dunno. They
didn't retoin da phone call TO SET UP DA MEETING!!!!! Now please, be
quiet!!!"
"..................Meowth...............I've
gotta pee..."
".....There's a coffee can. Here's
a wake up call."
The sun has come up and in the clearing stands a male stantler eating the grass and I'm just:" Tank You God... You are on the wall!"
And this is what I hear:
"Awwww........Ain't he cute? He
looks like Bambi's dad, remember we saw that with my kittens-"
" Yes I remember! It's a cartoon
so SHUT UP!!!"
"Well you're not gonna shoot him
are you?"
"What do you tink I brought this
gun for? PROTECTION!!?? Do you think that stantler's gonna come up
this tree and rob us??"
"Run Stantler! Run!! Run!!!
RUN!!!!!
That is the only time I ever heard a stantler laugh at me. I sure did learn my lesson dat day.
THE END...