Dragon Ball Heroes: One Crazy Adventure

This is my very first fanfic, if you readers have any helpful tips then please share. The following fanfic is nothing more than a parody, the only thing I own is the name of the main character's avatar, which was originally created as my avatar on Dragon Ball XV.


It finally happened, Japan stopped being so stingy and released Dragon Ball Heroes in America. Jerry Quin was one of several first time players. He didn't really care that much for the online mode (He hated social activity), so he jumped straight into the single player mode.

The first screen he came to held a pleasant surprise, it was a character selection screen with one option in particular that caught his eye, "custom". jerry selected his choice and was given all new choices for his custom character. The obvious choice was a saiyan, but Jerry took pride in being anything BUT obvious, so he chose the Frieza clan.

When he was finished, the frost demon had candy green skin, a light green, bone looking armor, two large pitch black horns protruding from his skull, along with two smaller horns the same color as his armor on the front of his head. The avatar was built much like his player, tall and thin, as jerry himself was 5'11, weighing 120 pounds. All That was left was The Avatar's name, Jerry thought long and hard about it, and then he remembered a time when he was 6 years old.

Flashback Starts

"HAHAHAHA! It's over you worthless human cockroaches. PEW BLAM PATOW!" jerry shouted his own sound effects as jerked back the gun shaped stick he held in his hands. He kept running in the woods, blasting imaginary soldiers until he saw a large rock to stand on, proclaiming his victory over a conquered Earth. "Now bow before your new master, the all powerful alien warlord, Commander...

Flashback Ends

Jerry entered his childhood alien name into the character name slot ,Krae-Nakh, The screen then read "unauthorized characters detected, Player character names may only have letters and numbers." A vein appeared on jerry's forehead, as he was obviously annoyed by this development, but in the end he sighed in defeat and removed the dash that separated the syllables in his alien sounding name.

The vein then reappeared on Jerry's forehead as he realized the game's "auto-correct" uncapitalized the "N" in his character's name, But no matter all he cared about was that he could finally play the game. The first mission was called "The Wrath of Raditz" unlike the anime, this version of Raditz was 3 times stronger than a saibaman, and brought 20 saibamen seeds with him, Jerry figured it would play like an RPG with Raditz as the final boss.

Not wanting to waste any more time Jerry pushed the play button, but then the screen went black, then white, and then sucked Jerry Quin right through the screen. When he came to, he realized his hands were green, he was in a forest, and he was surrounded. "Gyagehgeh" Jerry couldn't believe his eyes or ears, he was in the game, and surrounded by saibamen, Thinking fast he realized being inside his avatar might mean he had some DBZ style power to defend himself with. testing this theory Jerry semi-crouched and grit his teeth, to his surprise, amazement, and relief, he became enveloped in a purple aura, the saibamen stopped smiling, yes, they would have had Jerry Quin dead to rights, but this wasn't Jerry Quin, this was Krae-Nakh (or rather Kraenakh, damn you "auto-correct").

The saibamen regained their composure and launched their attack, Kraenakh met their numbers with power, kicking one in the face, punching one in the nose, and striking the other two to the ground with his tail. The saibamen recovered and surrounded Kraenakh, this time Kraenakh saw them charging ki into their hands. Thinking fast Kraenakh remembered his favorite "Dragon Ball Heroes" promotional vid, the one where Froze of the Frieza clan defeated lord Slug with the Death Wave attack. Kraenakh then crossed his arms with his middle and pointing fingers sticking out on each hand, then as the saibamen each launched their attacks Kraenakh leaped into the air and started spinning, as he spun, Kraenakh launched death wave after death wave at the four saibamen, cutting them to pieces. When he landed and observed the carnage, Kraenakh only had one thought "I just found my signature move" and just that quickly Kraenakh named his attack the "Death Wave: Genocidal Massacre"

Just then Kraenakh heard someone screaming, and while he may hate social activity he wasn't just gonna let someone die. So he powered up his ki and leaped into the air, and just as he thought, he could fly, just like in the anime. As he flew in the direction of the scream, he wondered what happened to him, and why wasn't he freaking out like normal people would, and what did that say about him as a person.


That's chapter one of my Dragon Ball Heroes fanfic, tell what you think, what I can do better, and please, feel free to give this fanfic nube some pointers. And unlike those other guys who just stop writing out of the blue with no explanation, I'll tell you here and now I've signed up for the U.S. Army and can get called away for basic training at the drop of a hat, so if I stop writing, that's why. I know the main character seems a little devoid of emotion, but I promise he'll start talking more in the next chapter The Wrath of Raditz.