Chapter 1: Cleaning Up

Don't own VP... If I did there would be alot of sex.

"Damages?"

"The stability of the world has been re-balanced, but Midgar is in serious disarray."

"Really…" Rufus said on Odin's throne, "What do you suppose we should do? Just send einherjar and just throw them down there to clean things up?"

"That would be an option if the majority of them haven't fled there," Freya said.

Rufus sighed. Working as the new rule of Asgard was serious work, especially with what Odin and Lezard left him, "What do you mean fled there?"

Freya sighed. She decided to not get worked up about the new ruler but he was too much of a rookie to work well with. Despite Odin's wrong-doings, he was a much more qualified leader, "The einherjar feared Midgar and Asgard would be destroyed, so they tried to do whatever they could on Midgar and decided to just let Asgard parish."

Rufus nodded again, "So we have to round them all up and get them back here… easier said than done."

"If the valkyries were still here then it would actually be easier done than said, but they're not."

Rufus remembered back in Lezard's world, the result of the three valkyries together, Valkyrie, disappearing before his eyes. He narrowed his eyes remembering Alicia, the host of the three valkyries, disappearing as well, "Don't you have the power of creation? Can't you just make more valkyries?"

"No, I can make the spirits destined to be valkyries, however, to have one they have to be trained physically and spiritually within Midgar… as well as having a host."

"And sending new ones there now, in the condition Midgar is in right now…"

"…Would be foolish." Freya said oh-so-bluntly.

Rufus started to get a little frustrated, "So how are we supposed to get the einherjar back and get Midgar back to normal if we don't have anyone?"

Freya silently shook her head, "I said the majority."

"…So we still have einherjar here," now Rufus felt a bit stupid, "So send them there and let them round 'em up while we restore things here."

"But they might just join the einherjar with their frolicking, and without any Valkyries to keep them in check we'll have a problem."

Rufus thought for a moment, then he smirked, "Reward them."

"What?"

"Reward them for their hard work. Make them human again."

"T-that…"

"Is a damn good idea."

Freya paused then she just nodded. She guess it was a good idea… for the time being, "I will prepare them." She grudgingly bowed to Rufus then teleported away.

After a moment, Rufus sighed, "And here I was thinking that playing god would be fun…"

Freya teleported into the field of Asgard. As peaceful as it looked alone, it was now being walked upon by the remaining… she took a quick count… six einherjar. She sighed. She hoped some on the einherjar Silmeria had would be here. But it looks like they were released as well.

"Einherjar!" Freya called.

Just from the sound of her voice made them stop and look at her. They knew of her power. Going against it would be suicide.

Freya briefed them on their assignment. They were all not enthused about it at all. However, when the prize was spoken of, they all perked into command.

Feeling their will, Freya inwardly smiled, "You shall all be divided into three groups. You will be sent into each region. Regain as many einherjar as possible, even if it takes force."

Not even questioning, the einherjar nodded and they all left the area by Freya's teleportation spell. With that, she teleported back to the throne room to inform the new god.

"You missed two," Rufus suddenly said.

"Huh?"

"Two Einherjar are still in Asgard… well, Valhalla to be more specific."

Freya inwardly smiled again. Although she was disappointed that she could possibly miss something like that, she was glad Rufus is getting used to his new powers, "I shall go inform them."

"Actually, leave them be," Freya stopped her teleportation spell upon hearing that, "No need to make everyone leave. Besides, we could use the help, right?"

"I suppose you're right," Freya said.

"So what's the situation on Asgard?"

"Yggdrasil is in slight turmoil. The spirits are acting abnormally. Reasons however are unknown."

"…The undead?"

"With Brahms gone, they are not doing anything drastic towards us. Slight skirmishes with einherjar here and there."

Rufus shrugged. Basically that meant nothing was going on, "I suppose we should use those two Einherjar to check out Yggdrasil."

"The reward?"

"…How about we just use force this time?" Rufus asked.

"That is a good idea." Freya disappeared due to teleportation.

Rufus sat there alone on his throne, closing his eyes… "Hm… I feel something strange… but what is it?" Then, something struck his spirit as if something said hello. It was a quite cold feeling however, "…I hope something like Lezard doesn't happen again."

Freya teleports in front of an einherjar she has never seen before. He wore a black robe, sleeves ending at the start of his forearms. The collar was slightly cut-off, showing a bit of his windpipe. He also had odd gloves. While they were on, they only partially covered his fingers. The rest of his clothes looked normal, although his pants were a bit baggy. What made her the most curious was his hair. While it was short, it had three hard strands of hair spiked forward, curved upward. They weren't long, so they couldn't be hazardous, but getting them there in the first place was odd. He was sitting there, with a cup in his hand, as well as an odd-looking sword resting beside him. The sword was quite long, but it was slim, yet it was slightly curved. She never seen anything like it, but she believed the humans called it a 'katana'. The odd black look was weird, and the katana just made her think he was even more weird.

Nonetheless, an einherjar is an einherjar, "Einherjar!"

The einherjar just says, "What." This kinda made Freya a bit frustrated. She already knew she was gonna have trouble with this one.

"You shall go to Yggdrasil and investigate what is causing the spirits' turmoil."

"Why should I?" It said while just taking another drink.

Freya shook her head slowly, "Because if you don't then Asgard may be in trouble."

"Like what Kraad said, 'Death is no great thing, just a fleeting pain'. I wouldn't mind it happening again." He took another sip again as if she wasn't there.

Freya narrowed her eyes, "If you disobey then I'll make sure your spirit is disintegrated and forever destroyed."

"As I said, death is nothing new."

She concluded this man was just an idiot, "Don't you understand? If you persist this then you will be gone. Forever. With no chance of rebirth."

"…Your point?"

Freya sighs. Surely this man knew the words that were coming out of her mouth. She thought for a moment, and then she just shook her head, "What do you want?"

He took a sip, "Sex and pocky."

If this man was in the very least a god, or something close, she would've blushed from the offer. But this is an einherjar… a spirit of a human. This was at the very least, a very degrading way to negotiate, "Do you know who you are speaking to!?"

"The idiot Rufus' secretary."

"Damn him…" Freya thought. She was at the point as actually carrying out her threat. Surely Midgar would be a better place without him… no, she can't do that. It's not part of the mission, "Fine."

The einherjar put his hand in the air and waved his finger at her. By humans it would be known as the 'come here' finger motion. Freya kept her eyes narrowed, "Who does he think he is?" Nevertheless, she teleported in front of him.

Then, the einherjar pat his leg. Again, this is the human gesture for 'sit down'. Freya gritted her teeth. She, a goddess of creation and destruction, shouldn't have to take such degrading orders from an einherjar. However, she had to stick with the orders. Thus, she sat. The einherjar then leaned towards her. Great. This wasn't just an einherjar, this was a perverted einherjar. He began to rub her legs, massaging it. Then he raised his hand to her thighs while using his other hand to grab her stomach lightly. She felt this odd sensation coming from her body, while she felt her long-forgotten womanhood screaming hello. This perverted einherjar grabbed her right side of the breast, squeezing slightly. This made her almost breathe harder. But she was determined not to show any 'liking' to this. However, her flesh was doing the job for her. Her clit was going crazy, her nipples were intensely hard (it stood out from her tight shirt), and her face was heated red. Then the einherjar leaned closer, to her ear. Freya's legs were moving on their own, and her body was fully heated. The man then began to slowly yet expertly massage her nipple, while breathing close to her face. Her flesh tingled with anticipation, and her leg felt what was in his crotch… wow, was she liking this? No! Well… maybe.

Wait, what the hell was she thinking? There was no way in hell, or Asgard, or Midgar, she could like… well... yeah, there is. Her body's defenses were already out just from the start. However, her mind was crumbling. She began to breathe hard and began to move her legs more in order to shrug her energy off. However, the more she let off, the more that was generated. After what felt like an eternity, she finally heard this pervert's voice.

"Do you want it?" he asked, "Hard? Fast? Slow? Soft?"

Great. Asking her a question in this condition. In fact, she can hardly think. However, her body said it all. FUCK YES! FUCK YES!

"Hard… Fast…" Freya said, finally giving in.

The einherjar nodded, then he just completely let her go and stood up, "Maybe next time." He walked off.

Freya just sat there, still readied for it. Then her mind finally caught up with what the hell just happened. She gritted her teeth, "Did… did that lowly einherjar just made a fool out of me?" She was getting angry, but she reflexively massaged her breast… wait, what?

"What the…" she finally let go of her breast and stood up, "What did he do to me!?"

Authors Notes-

R&R if you want I really don't care either way.