This prologue is kind of, well, as long as an actual chapter. I didn't intend for it to be so I left it on a pretty decent cliff-hanger. This is my first published story so please leave a review! Thanks :P

Disclaimer: Adventure Time and its characters all belong to Pendleton Ward (there will be two upcoming OCs I'll add which obviously aren't Pen's; Phoenix Felix and Wicked Sally, they're not very much of main characters though)


"Now honey I told you, you can take the sign off when you tell daddy where you hid his crown jewels." Ice King said. He'd been sitting in this stupid chair for hours. Okay, maybe not hours, but long enough. "Wenk!" The penguin said. What was its name again? Oh yeah, Gunter. Ice King wasn't really sure whether Gunter was a boy penguin or a girl penguin. There was more than one penguin in his kingdom, and they all looked exactly the same. He was pretty sure that this penguin, Gunter penguin, was a girl. She had layed an egg before. But then again there was also a Gunther penguin that he saw giving the looks to a sexy girl penguin.

"Gunter!" Ice King exclaimed, slamming his fists down on the sides of his ice chair. Just then, he heard the sound of rushing wind. Rushing wind could only come from one place; the window. Ice King turned his head just in time to catch sight of three red jewels flying towards him. They snapped directly back into their holes on his crown and knocked the Ice King back on his feet.

"Oh!" The Ice King exclaimed, falling back and hitting his head so his crown fell off. "Ooh, ouch. That smarts," Ice King groaned and rolled over and looked at Gunter, who, in return, sneered at him. "Wenk," She said, grumpily. At first, Ice King wasn't sure why she was so upset. And then he saw the cardboard sign 'I STEAL JEWELS' lying on the floor in front of the chair. "Oh. Oh I'm sorry Gunter. Really," Ice King said. He sat up and hugged the penguin. "I'm sorry Gunter!"

"Wenk,"

"I'm sooooorrrrrryy!" Ice King said again. "Come on, don't be a whiner," He said. "I'll make you peanut butter and jelly and then we can go back to bed, okay?"

"Wenk,"

Patter patter patter

The Ice King started to gain consciousness

Patter patter patter

"Huh? Gunter is that you?" Ice King groggily sat up and rubbed his head. He thought he had heard a penguin nearby but he must have been dreaming, as he no longer heard it. Ice King lay back down and closed his eyes.

Patter patter patter

The Ice King shot up again. "Gunter! Quiet down, I'm trying to sleep!" He exclaimed. "Sheesh, midnight crazies or what? Am I right, Gunter?" The Ice King looked over on his side to see Gunter snug in the blankets.

"Wait a minute…."

Hope you liked it! This will most definitely be continued; I already have several chapters. Please review ~ Sluv 3