This is my second Inu Yasha story. I was so proud of the five reviews I got on Mr. Mosquito. It might not sound like much to you, but it inspires me to write another story. My other story, Cow Cat has only three reviews but I think it's kind of cute. Enough advertising! Story, story, story!

If I did own Inu Yasha, I'd make the English dubbed books in color. (Do they do that now?)

Chapter 1: The Plot

So, young, so innocent, (an: tss! HAH!) the cute little kitsune sat on a tree stump in the forest. Angry thoughts circled his mind. It shimmered and boiled until he he couldn't stand it anymore. He jumped up and shouted, "Stupid hanyo! That's what he lives for, to ruin my life!" He started to pace around the circles of the stump. He couldn't just take this lying down, he would have to take action and right what has been so wronged.

He ran back to the village where he knew the jerk had been lounging. "Hello, Shippou!" Kaede called to him. Shippou waved and asked, "Where's Inu Yasha?"

"He's in a tree above the well, waiting for Kagome, same as always." She said. So that's where Shippou ran. Oh yes, he would pay!



Sure enough, that's where the jerk was. Lying in a tree, planning his next assult on him! Shippou hid behind a bush. He grabbed a daffodil and turned it into a cup of tea, he added the strongest sleeping extract he had and careful climbed up the tree with it. "Inu Yasha?" he called to him.

Inu Yasha sat up, "What is it, Shippou?"

"Oh Ms. Kaede told me to bring you this tea. Apparently it's supposed to make you stronger then Naraku." Shippou said holding it up.

His dog ears perked, "Oh really?" he said. He took the cup and sniffed it. The cup surprisingly smelled like daffodils. The contents smelled like green tea with a faint smell of a sleeping potion. Overall, the whole thing stank of kitsune magic.

"That's a pretty stong sleep spell." Inu Yasha looked at Shippou, not amused at this. Shippou sweatdropped and looked nervous. He smashed the cup over the kitsune's head, startling the kid so much, he fell out of the tree. Shippou immediately jumped back up into the air, high above Inu Yasha's head. He held up a twig and shouted, "Mallet!" The frail little twig turned into a hugh wooden mallet. He took it in both hands and brought it down to meet Inu Yasha's head. Dogboy fell out of the tree and lay on the ground unconsciously with an enormous lump on his head. Shippou landed a few feet away. He tossed the twig to the side and rubbed at the lump he had, though it wasn't nearly as big as the one Inu Yasha had. It almost looked like Kagome had given him twenty "sit"s. He laughed at the thought of her subduing Dogboy.

He dragged Inu Yasha into a shed and put a scroll on the door. It was now time for step two.



Shippou stood by the edge of the lake and gazed upon his reflection. He picked up a red leaf and placed it on his head. "Fox fire." He said silently. He was enveloped in a warm fog. When the fog disappeared, he looked like a very short Inu Yasha. He growled and shouted, "FOX FIRE!"

After the fog left again he looked in the lake again and was pleased to see he had made himself look exactly like Inu Yasha. He to get used to the frequent scowling though. It was time to have a little fun with Inu Yasha's reputation and pride.



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Why is Shippou so mad at Inu Yasha? I know, cliffhangers suck. But tell me what you think of it anyway. If I get some reviews, I'll conclude this.