I found this in my notebook when I was working on "Meet the Shuers" last night. It's kinda lame, and pretty old, but I'll publish it anyway.
By the way, I have no idea what the snake reference is from. I don't remember. o3o
I also don't know why I would feature a bully like Shizune in my poem. :C
Shizune skipped, and clapping shoes
Did tread on protesting snakes.
But she only whistled,
Happily out of tune.
If only she knew what was waiting for her:
The Fodius of MSDK!
n o
u
Shizune blushed at the unwavering woos
Of men to her left and her right.
"Ohh oh oh oh!" and "hai!" they cried,
But Shizune skipped right on…
Unaware that their laments warned
Of the fast approach
Of the Fodius of MSDK!
n o
u
Shizune's eyes, closed to the sun in mirth,
Failed to detect
Even the most ominous shadow
Looming above her bobbing head.
"Weeaboo," screamed the Fod, and
"Filthy wapanese ho!"
But Shizune's song covered it all.
And strangely unburdened,
She flew right by
The Fodius of MSDK.
I just lost the game.